✨ Such a Witch – Episode: The Black Monk of Pontefract

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✨The Black Monk of Pontefract: medieval menace, furniture‑flinging chaos gremlin, Yorkshire’s angriest shadow… and tonight’s emotional support demon on Such a Witch the Podcast.In this episode, Nat and Lynds dive head‑first into Britain’s most violent haunting — a house that woke up one morning in 1966 and said, “I choose violence.”Expect:A council house with the personality of a pissed‑off toddlerGreen foam that absolutely should not be coming out of tapsFurniture doing CrossFitA poltergeist named Fred (because British people will nickname ANYTHING)Diane being yeeted up the stairs by invisible handsA monk who appears on the landing like he’s waiting for you to apologiseThis episode is chaotic, hilarious, spooky, and guaranteed to give you trust issues with your staircase.🕯️ WHAT YOU’LL HEARNat bullying a medieval monkLynds threatening to fight a ghostTheories ranging from “angry Cluniac monk” to “demon in cosplay”Why 30 East Drive is basically the UK’s Disneyland for people who enjoy being scratched by unseen forcesThe moment the house goes full feral poltergeist mode😂 WHY YOU’LL LOVE ITBecause nothing says “relaxing podcast evening” like two witches roasting a centuries‑old spirit who can’t mind his own business.And honestly… if a monk watched us climb the stairs, we’d also leave the country.🔔 SUPPORT THE CHAOSHit that sub, smash the like, drop a comment, and ring the bell like you’re summoning a demon (preferably not Fred).Follow us everywhere except Snapchat because we’re not 14.Linktree in the description!