Welcome to Episode 27 of Heightened Babble! Comedians Brad Williams and JB Ball celebrate World Chocolate Day, Global Forgiveness Day, and National Father-Daughter Take a Walk Together Day with this EPIC episode featuring listener-submitted theme songs, hilarious medical mishap stories, and the most insane Florida woman story you've ever heard.The Nanas absolutely DESTROYED the theme song competition! Brad and JB play and react to five incredible submissions ranging from hard rap to death metal to 80s sitcom vibes. Count Boogie delivers "We Like It Raw," Cynthia brings classic sitcom energy, LJ Carlisi whistles their ... well, you'll see. Matt Gnarly goes full WWE entrance music, and Stephen Oftenbacher channels Iron Maiden. The guys are blown away and put it to a vote - YOU decide which theme song opens the show every week!Then things get WILD with Two Tall Tales: A South Korean soccer coach weaponizes racism to beat Germany in the 2018 World Cup, and a Florida woman gets arrested for riding a miniature donkey named Nacho into Kohl's while sipping a margarita. The conversation spirals into Kirk Cousins and his Kohl's obsession, $300+ million in career earnings, the most expensive coffee in the world (made from Asian civet poop), and somehow ends with references to The Whole Nine Yards and "Yanni Gogolak."Heightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened BabbleJoin the conversation - Email us Heightenedbabble@gmail.com or call us 323-272-3908Follow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedyChapters

0:00 - Intro: World Chocolate Day & Global Forgiveness Day

2:47 - Patreon Announcement Coming Soon

4:07 - Tour Dates: Hawaii, San Diego, Temecula

8:25 - Shaq Blackface Photoshop Discussion

10:42 - First Class Mail & Theme Song Competition

11:15 - COUNT BOOGIE - "We Like It Raw" (Rap Theme)

12:49 - CYNTHIA - 80s Sitcom Style Theme1

4:00 - LJ CARLISI - SpongeBob Whistle Theme

16:26 - MATT GNARLY - Death Metal/WWE Theme

19:00 - STEPHEN OFTENBACHER - Iron Maiden Style Theme

21:00 - Wrestler Entrance Music Fantasy

24:10 - Vote on YouTube Community Tab

24:26 - Medical Mishap Email: Cerebral Palsy Diagnosis

26:40 - The Missing Uterus Story

29:21 - Liam Neeson Pay Gap Interview (HILARIOUS)

33:39 - Mass Juggalo: Paralyzed Toe Story

38:55 - Two Tall Tales: South Korean Coach Uses Racism Strategy

42:40 - Bosnia Geography Lesson

46:23 - Jimmy O. Yang Sound Drop Debut

51:29 - World Cup = Cousins Who Get Along

55:08 - Two Tall Tales: Florida Woman & Nacho the Donkey

56:18 - What Even Is Kohl's?

58:55 - Kirk Cousins Kohl's Cash Deep Dive

1:02:24 - $321 Million Career Earnings Discussion

1:08:18 - Kopi Luwak: Asian Civet Poop Coffee

1:14:52 - Yanni Gogolak Reference (The Whole Nine Yards)

1:16:33 - Episode Recap & Outro

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