In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning.

Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten

Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari

Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein

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In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus.

Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty

Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey

Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz Kane

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In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life.

Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan Rosenberg

Mutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry Withers

Mutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau

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In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men.

Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson

Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston

Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson

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In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle.

Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan

Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson

Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray

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In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune.

• Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler
• Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares
• Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock

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In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves.

• Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus
• Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat
• Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston

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In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories.

• Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher
• Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter
• Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

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