On this week's episode, the BPM Boys crank the volume to eleven as Kraig and Jed drop the needle on the ultimate mixtape melee: 90s Music vs 80s Music! Kraig storms in for Team 90s dripping with enough flannel and angst to choke a barista. He rapid fires band names with the confidence of Rain Man at a damn Sam Goody, only to get hopelessly trapped in a Beck-Loop™, repeating "Beck... Beck... Beck..." until Moderator Kirk smacks him on the snout with a rolled up Details magazine.

Jed responds by moonwalking into the fight with exactly two words: Michael. Jackson. And that's damn near it. He lets the King of Pop do enough heavy lifting before casually tossing in Toto, Cheap Trick, and a whole lotta 90s trashing tirades, while Kraig insists the 80s were nothing more than shoulder pads, cocaine confidence, and enough synth to make your Oingo Boingo.

Moderator Kirk desperately tries to keep the debate in tune while Hung Juror G-Man nods along to both sides, gritting his teeth and trying not to lose control over the nonsense flooding his ears. By the end, grunge has declared war on glam, key-tars have challenged distortion pedals to a duel, and Beck rises like a phoenix in Kraig's heart! It's moonwalks vs mosh pits, on this totally tubular, hella dope episode of Mass Debate!