Once upon a Christmas Eve, a grumpy bookshop keeper, a box of tangled fairy lights, and a very mischievous magical bauble collide. What begins as a reluctant nod to the season soon turns into a whirlwind of wishes gone wrong, gentle chaos, and unexpected joy.

Told in a playful, rhyming style inspired by classic festive storytelling, this cosy Christmas tale explores how stories, silliness, and a little sparkle can thaw even the frostiest of hearts. With warmth, humour, and just a touch of magic, it is a reminder that Christmas cheer sometimes arrives in the most unlikely ways.

A comforting seasonal audio story full of rhyme, whimsy, and heart. Perfect listening for the days before Christmas, family moments, and anyone who believes that stories might just be the best gifts of all.

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On a quiet Christmas Eve, the most beloved poem of the season is told just as it always should be. Softly spoken, warmly performed, and brought to life by a pair of festive characters, this is a faithful telling of the timeless Christmas classic.

From the hush of the house to the wonder of what arrives in the night, every familiar line is given space to breathe, inviting listeners to slow down and savour the magic of the moment. A special Christmas offering from Mr Morton’s Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits, shared simply as a Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones.

A cosy, comforting audio story perfect for Christmas Eve listening, bedtime traditions, and anyone who loves classic Christmas poetry told with warmth, charm, and a little festive sparkle.

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Christmas Eve is here and the North Pole is in chaos! The elves are on strike, the biscuit negotiations have begun, and something very magical is about to go very wrong.

As Christmas Eve spirals into festive madness, toys misbehave, traditions repeat themselves, and seven hundred years of forgotten arguments come crashing back all at once. With time running out and Christmas hanging by a thread, only frantic teamwork and a lot of biscuits stand between order and total holiday disaster.

A funny festive audio story packed with absurd humour, magical mayhem, and the kind of Christmas chaos that somehow happens every single year. Perfect seasonal listening for fans of Christmas frolics, Christmas fiction, and short storytelling podcasts in the run up to Christmas.

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A Christmas tree should stand straight. The Norwegian Spruce from Bob's Festive Forest has other ideas. Seven times in three days it leans. Forty five degrees. Baubles rolling. Angel diving.

Dad tries everything. Books. Rope. Industrial strength solutions. Nothing works. The tree keeps leaning left. With purpose.

Then Sophie hears it. Tap tap tap. Tiny drilling sounds from inside the branches. Because this tree isn't empty. What Dad discovers when he parts the pine needles changes everything.

Join Mr Morton for Ten(ish) minutes of festive chaos, tiny engineering, and Britain's most structurally complicated Christmas tree.

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A classroom castle, a forgetful goldfish, and a pencil tapping menace who has no idea what is coming. What happens when a tiny fish remembers something for longer than he should? Can a creature with a memory the length of a sneeze actually plot anything at all? And why is the castle suddenly covered in suspicious green slime?

Dive into ten minutes of bubbling mayhem where training montages, wobbling pebbles and questionable tea lead to the most chaotic classroom moment of the year.

Expect giggles, splashes and one very determined fish.

A creaky old haunted house, shadows flickering, whispers in the dark… and one very wobbling, bumpy ghost who cannot frighten a soul. Can a clumsy ghost really be scary? Will it ever make a single shriek echo through the halls?

On a moonlit Halloween night, the children arrive, torches in hand, hearts racing. What will happen when Lumpy drifts into the perfect beam of moonlight? Can chaos, giggles and wobbling really turn a timid ghost into the star of the spookiest night of the year?

Expect wobbling ghosts, squeals, laughter and spooky fun in a ten-minute tale full of surprises, silliness and delightfully eerie mischief

Meet Cornelius, the most stubborn leaf in all of Willowbrook Park. While every other leaf cheerfully flutters off for autumn adventures, he clings to his branch with the determination of a cat avoiding a bath. Falling is dangerous. Falling is ridiculous. Falling is for other leaves. Not for him. 😤

But when the biggest storm in fifty years barrels through, Cornelius finally loses his grip and is launched into the most chaotic journey of his leafy life. He spins like a tiny helicopter, bounces off a very unimpressed crow, ricochets off a squirrel’s tail and even ends up surfing across the pond on Geoffrey the duck who was having a perfectly normal day until then.

Mr Morton brings you the gloriously bonkers tale of a nervous leaf who discovers that letting go is far more exciting than hanging on. Expect whooshing, wobbling, duck surfing and one heroic squirrel named Mr Nutkin. 🐿️

May cause sudden urges to leap into leaf piles and shout GERONIMO at unsuspecting relatives. ✨

The most spectacular slide in all of England has had ENOUGH. Sticky bottoms, muddy bottoms, chocolate covered bottoms... it deserves better than this! 😤

So Sir Slides-a-Lot (yes, it named itself) hatches a terrible plan that sends children flying through the air like tiny human cannonballs.

But when the grand silver slide gets hauled off to the scrapyard, it discovers something rather unexpected. A peculiar man called Bernie who slides down backwards, with buckets on his head, whilst juggling tennis balls and playing the harmonica. Sometimes all at once.

Mr Morton brings you the wonderfully bonkers tale of a snobbish slide who learns that being perfect isn't nearly as fun as being perfectly ridiculous. Features flying children, Brussels sprout tea, and more rubber ducks than strictly necessary. 🦆

May cause sudden appreciation for wonky playground equipment and people who wear mismatched socks. ✨