This week, Jerry watches and reviews a short documentary about the College Program to see whether it is accurate or complete lies... What he found was something else. That's how they do loglines and stuff right? Come join in the fun and listen to a bunch of people who don't understand what the word "internship" means complain about working! YAYY!!! Also we start off with some guy who just wants to be a douche to cast members for no reason. All this and more TONIGHT on Mouse Rants.

This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry plays a brand new game which ends in a series of meltdowns. How long can he last before he has to shut off YOUR Disney podcast? I don’t know. Listen to the show and you’ll find out. Also he talks about the Live Action Moana and how pointless live action versions are becoming. How many people rely on AI to make podcasts? Find out tonight on the most artificial, but somewhat intelligent episode of Mouse Rants.

WARNING: This show is for entertainment and comedic purposes only. Don't cry about it, it's all just jokes!! Instead, come hang out on an episode!!!! <3

Jerry gives his opinions and predictions on the new salesman…I mean CEO of Walt Disney World. Through D’Amaro’s lengthy history with the company along with current changes to DAS, parking, Multipass and signature experiences, let us all find out together whether we are headed towards a bright future or if “nothing you wear is more important than your smile.” Come join in on the fun!

On this week’s episode, Jillian the Travel Agent has bad news to share with us all, as we discuss the destruction of some of the final spokes of history and tell the lemmings who can’t help but repeat the same old museum rhetoric to shut their pie holes. Jerry also has some DisBoards nonsense to roll our proverbial eyes at, including some stuff about movie etiquette, bad takes and people who believe Disney should charge us for things that used to be free. Also there’s this whole map thing Jillian shared for the new Magic of Disney Animation from WDWNT:

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In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series. From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme? I forget now. Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!! Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled episode of Mouse Rantsb to date! Maybe I should retire the overly hyped last line thing. It’s getting old at this point.

In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe. Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!

On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure. From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exquisite Seuss Landing, So grab your Moss-Covered, Three-Handled Family Gradunzas and come join us as we look around for ANYTHING you can ride after eating as we hand over yet another episode of Mouse Rants.