In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl, we summon the most brutally honest relationship expert of all time, Petra the Passive-Aggressive Pterodactyl, now trapped inside a magical mirror.

Together we reveal the Seven Red Flags hiding in your dating app chats before the first date even happens.

From Love Bombers and Insta-Soulmates to suspicious personality shape-shifters and hobby collectors who change identities faster than a Jurassic Park raptor hunt, Clever Girl and Petra break down the subtle warning signs people often miss when swiping.

But not everything in the mirror is doom and disaster. After exposing the traps, we flip the glass and explore the green flags that signal emotional maturity, healthy communication, and real connection in modern dating.

Expect jungle soundscapes, sarcastic mirror commentary, survival tips for the online dating wilderness, and one very suspicious poison apple moment.

If you’ve ever wondered whether your match is genuine or just another digital illusion, this episode will help you decode the signs before you walk into a first date ambush.

Because in the dating jungle, awareness is the ultimate survival skill.

🎧 Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl is a comedic podcast exploring modern dating culture, relationship psychology, online dating red flags, green flags, communication, and emotional intelligence through storytelling, humor, and unforgettable characters.