👫 Stu & Jo | Married 24 years, empty nesters | Jo gets things confidently wrong, Stu lovingly corrects her

Jo's mince pie addiction reaches CRITICAL levels (12 pies under one roof!), and we accidentally become your new educators - learning about panettone, leavened bread, and medieval insults. Plus: Why did Stu get into someone else's car? 🚗

🎯 IN THIS EPISODE:

📚 The Discovery Channel of Podcasts (not really)

Learn about panettone (it's LEAVENED, people!)

Etymology deep dive: Why is Tom the fool?

The origin of "lovelorn" revealed

Crampons vs Clamp-ons: Jo's mountain climbing confusion

You can call yourself a DOCTOR after watching 3 episodes! 🎓

🎄 Christmas Chaos Begins

Storm Bram vs the front door wreath

Chief Elf hands over the tinsel reins (empty nest alert!)

Jo's mince pie obsession reaches defcon 1

Current supply: 12 mince pies (place your bets for next episode)

The great panettone investigation

🚨 DANGER OF LIFE WARNING

Not a danger TO life... a danger OF life

Why September & October are popular birthday months

Storm Bram's unintended consequences

Stu comes home "sodden" (word of the episode!)

🌱 Jo's Gardening Update

Planting bulbs in a storm (smart gardening!)

How many of our audience are gardeners? (Hordes, obviously)

Storm Bram does the watering for free

🚗 THE WRONG CAR INCIDENT

Stu's car is suspiciously clean 🤔

Classic tomfoolery at the supermarket

Video reaction: Man's dad gets in wrong car

Link: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DRkP_92Ea2Q/

The rolling Audi mystery: Did our car move itself?!

🎭 Life Together: Perky vs Peaky

Jo's energy levels: From flat to BUZZING

The "thinking has a satellite delay" phenomenon

Stu's loving observations about Jo's... unique brain

Why Jo seems like a fool (but isn't... completely!)

🍕 Forgotten Pizza & Abandoned Children

That time Stu forgot to pick up the child from school

Why being early is NOT our thing

The red coat ninja entrance at comedy shows

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro & PhD Level Education

2:00 - Storm Bram & Wreath Drama

3:00 - Christmas Tree Chief Elf Crisis

5:45 - MINCE PIE ADDICTION ALERT

8:00 - The Panettone Investigation

10:00 - Clamp-ons, Tomfoolery & Lovelorn

14:00 - The Pizza & Forgotten Child Story

15:58 - Wrong Car Video Reaction

17:00 - Stu's Wrong Car Confession

18:15 - The Rolling Audi Mystery

💬 BEST QUOTES:

"Once you've watched three of our episodes, you can call yourself a doctor!"

"This car is terribly clean..."

"I instantly knew which child I'd abandoned"

"Like an addict with some supply in the building"

"Maybe this is where all the Christmas babies come from"

👫 ABOUT US:

We're Stu & Jo - married 24 years (somehow!). He's logical. She speaks at 100mph while her brain catches up later. We're very different people making it work, one sodden episode at a time!

📱 CONNECT WITH US:

Got mince pie addiction support? Car park confusion stories? Leave a comment!

Gardening demographic: Make yourselves known! 🌱

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⚠️ WARNING: Contains dangerous levels of mince pie obsession, educational content about leavened bread, and evidence that both hosts probably shouldn't be allowed near car parks.

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Thanks for watching! Stay perky, not peaky! 🎄✨