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  • Episode 71 - The Fence Principle

    Episode 71 - The Fence Principle
    2025/06/16
    "You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on"

    - Nobody farts on some joggers.
    - Ben asks Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the making.
    - We play the ‘who feels more dead?’ game.
    - We field an offer to have New Zealand’s preeminent porn star Layla Kelly, on the podcast.
    - Ben orders a train ticket and instead gets showered with K-Pop merchandise.
    - Ben makes his annual Activate Your Read Receipts Day PSA for 2025.
    - We taste test and ponder the origins of OKF water.
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    52 分
  • Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews

    Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews
    2025/05/27
    "Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door"

    - Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show.
    - Nobody gets sick and tries to text God.
    - Ben wonders how the ongoing Leongatha mushroom trial has affected beef Wellington consumption.
    - We debate soup versus stew and the coolest foods to get caught eating.
    - We consider which of Ben’s friends would be the most likely to eat him.
    - Nobody recounts the time Agatha Christie went missing and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was recruited to the case.
    - We make plans for the true crime podcast in the event of Nobody’s murder.
    - Nobody struggles to find a moniker for her mum’s dead partner.
    - Ben is shocked by the people who ask how his dad died.
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    1 時間 13 分
  • Episode 69 – Nice

    Episode 69 – Nice
    2025/05/16
    "You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club"

    - Nobody plots how she’d milk the podcast in the event of Ben’s death.
    - We warn Mayor McCheese to keep an eye out for the Hamburglar.
    - We get derailed by an emergency text about a vagina car.
    - We revel in the miracle of our lost items being returned to us.
    - Ben raises an eyebrow at the portrayal of a young Paul Giamatti in Black Mirror.
    - We argue over who gets our AI generated commercial money in death.
    - We establish The Pony’s for Puppies Foundation.
    - Ben is starting to take issue with the portrayal of milk drinkers in the media.
    - Nobody joins the Greg Davies unlikely sex symbol bandwagon.
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    1 時間 8 分
  • Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!

    Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!
    2025/04/22
    "Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?"

    - Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt.
    - Nobody doesn’t need facts in her period pads.
    - Ben introduces a new segment: Orgy Tips.
    - Nobody wants to determine the line between a normal attraction to a cartoon character and a fetish.
    - Nobody’s friend makes an unusual discovery in the glove compartment of his rental car.
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    1 時間 1 分
  • Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™

    Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™
    2025/03/31
    "And we'll fly and we'll fall and we'll burn..."

    - Nobody doesn’t want to have to make a doctor’s appointment to be told she’s fine.
    - We discuss the difficulties of recording a relaxation exercise with noisy roommates.
    - Ben resonates with a familiar scene in The Monkey.
    - Nobody experiences a Greg Davies fever dream while binging The Cleaner.
    - Ben attends a Taskmaster taping and gets caught off guard in the gym shower.
    - Ben discovers how pivotal the lint roller is in television.
    - We contemplate how much attention to pay to the pre-flight safety demonstration.
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    1 時間 5 分
  • Episode 66 – The Full Ass Cut

    Episode 66 – The Full Ass Cut
    2025/03/07
    "Switch it up like Nintendo"

    - We make our triumphant return to podcasting.
    - Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be.
    - Nobody struggles to say she isn't attracted to Chris Hemsworth.
    - We enjoy the latest double entendres from Australian Survivor.
    - We discuss censorship nonsense and dissect the lyrics of Sabrina Carpenter and Charli XCX.
    - We’re forced to revisit the topic of toilet etiquette after Nobody has a weird bathroom encounter.
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    1 時間 7 分
  • Episode 65 – Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken

    Episode 65 – Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken
    2025/02/07
    "You'll believe God is a woman"

    - Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments.
    - Nobody is holding space for Wicked.
    - Ben faces a conundrum at a Thai massage parlour.
    - Nobody reveals how she’d get around without legs.
    - We pitch Michael Bay‘s next blockbuster: Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken.
    - We swap crazy Tom Hardy stories.
    - Nobody’s car breaks down and a man with fat fingers shows up to fix it.
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    1 時間 8 分
  • Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom

    Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom
    2025/01/21
    "It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy"

    - Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label.
    - We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth.
    - Ben has a massage parlour business proposal.
    - Ben wants to know how long you’re obligated to keep a gift for.
    - We discuss the egg in Ben’s bathroom.
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    1 時間 3 分