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  • Episode 51 - Wanking For Fun And Profit

    Episode 51 - Wanking For Fun And Profit
    2024/04/19
    "Well, I guess this is growing up" - We debate whether it’s best to eat cake with a fork or a spoon? - Nobody upsets her neighbours by not putting her ironing board away properly. - Ben’s dating app saga continues as he matches with a girl who thinks she recognises him from a wedding. - Ben wants to know what the ‘bonuses’ are for when donating sperm. - We discuss our actual age versus our mental age. - We reminisce about the surge of mutant animal cartoons in the 90s and Nobody shares a moment with the wine delivery person. - Nobody has left the cult of minty flavoured toothpaste. - Nobody’s discusses her love/hate relationship with ghosts.
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    1 時間 11 分
  • Episode 50 - I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold

    Episode 50 - I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold
    2024/03/29
    "She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?"

    - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace.
    - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace.
    - We reflect on some lingering COVID dilemmas and the world’s strongest breath mint.
    - Ben is confused by a late Saint Patrick's Day text message and matches with the hardest woman to talk to of all time.
    - Nobody is traumatised by McDonalds, stairs and driving, while Ben recounts his ‘Dunston Checks In’ lifestyle.
    - We discuss Ben’s stair climb dreams being crushed and Nobody’s half marathon VIP treatment.
    - Nobody signs up for another eight weeks of tennis lessons and wants more things to be gamified as an adult.
    - Nobody asks ‘Do you like Kyrptonite?’
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    1 時間 16 分
  • Episode 49 - Betty And Veronica

    Episode 49 - Betty And Veronica
    2024/03/15
    "It's the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite."

    - We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced.
    - Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from?
    - Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table.
    - The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity’ during the week.
    - Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts.
    - Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour.
    - Ben catches an Uber home and is embarrassed to call it again.
    - Ben reveals his ‘Roman Empire’ of the podcast.
    - Ben finds himself in uncharted waters as he hits it off with two women on the dating apps.
    - Ben reunites with a girl on a dating app and fails to impress her with his memory.
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    1 時間 17 分
  • Episode 48 – Gym Session Of A Salesman

    Episode 48 – Gym Session Of A Salesman
    2024/02/27
    "I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm"

    - Ben still doesn’t know which way to face in the elevator.
    - Ben loves Survivor and Jonathan LaPaglia's dirty mouth.
    - Ben buys some new pillows and Nobody’s regrets her Black Sails themed decor.
    - Nobody is becoming a COVID conspiracy theorist.
    - Nobody tests her husband on whether he would still love her if she was a snail?
    - We provide some advice to a redditor with a pee bottle problem.
    - A guy with a Star Wars obsessed girlfriend needs our help.
    - We advise the girlfriend of a guy who doesn’t fart.
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    1 時間 9 分
  • Episode 47 – Prison Gruel

    Episode 47 – Prison Gruel
    2024/02/17
    "I'd sent a text to the person the text was about."

    - We divulge our respective mayonnaise dilemmas.
    - Ben asks whether you’d accept the reward for returning a missing pet?
    - Ben uses his escape room mindset to fix his overheated phone.
    - Ben proposes a restrained use of the edit and delete instant messages feature.
    - Nobody has paid for eight weeks of tennis lessons and is absolutely hating it.
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    1 時間 3 分
  • Episode 46 - The Ultimate Man

    Episode 46 - The Ultimate Man
    2024/01/29
    "A little bit of Jessica here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man."

    - We discover a spa without bubbles is just an awkward communal bath.
    - We discuss Nobody’s surprising choice for ‘the ultimate man’.
    - Ben gets compared to Wolverine and we devise a new dating app based tourism campaign.
    - Ben buys dinner from someone who doesn’t understand the concept of ‘buy two get one free’ and Nobody outlays the girl math of buying tennis lessons.
    - Nobody details her theory on men only coming in one size.
    - We dive into the origins of Ben’s unfortunate nickname, Benis.
    - Ben doesn’t understand why men and women’s shoe sizes are different.
    - We dispense some advice to a redditor whose girlfriend says everyone’s name but his in bed.
    - We advise a man who sent porn to his friends, family and co-workers.
    - We help a guy who made his girlfriend have visions during sex.
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    1 時間 7 分
  • Episode 45 - All Butts Are Cool

    Episode 45 - All Butts Are Cool
    2024/01/17
    "I'm talkin' racks on top of racks. And stacks on top of that."

    - Ben raises an eyebrow at the weather app’s claims of reaching 98 percent humidity.
    - The Gävle Goat lives to see the new year but not unscathed.
    - We get an actual witch to weigh in on the female mage emoji.
    - Ben’s grandpa finds an unorthodox way to dry his stowaway cat during his time in the navy.
    - Ben asks whether you’d jaywalk in front of a seeing eye dog in training.
    - Ben joins Bumble and provides a dating app update.
    - We experiment with wearing our socks on the wrong feet.
    - Nobody gets stared at by her Vietnamese masseurs while she undresses.
    - Nobody’s friend discovers his butt is a huge hit in China.
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    1 時間 12 分
  • Episode 44 – The Mystery Is Still In Our Future

    Episode 44 – The Mystery Is Still In Our Future
    2023/12/14
    "Everybody get dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb."

    - Ben realises he needs to value his time more highly after going on massive hunt for an ATM.
    - Nobody’s car gets a flat battery, which kicks off a massive altercation with a stubborn road crew worker.
    - Ben gets ushered to his very important lunch meeting at Parliament House.
    - Ben is saddened to learn that the local croissant ravioli store may not be opening after all. However a new business is taking in its place.
    - We check in on the Gävle goat.
    - Nobody ventures into the realm of running socks and misses her high school boyfriend’s amazing sock.
    - Ben suggests an ice breaker for when you meet someone who’s writing a PhD.
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    1 時間 8 分