It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!

* (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟

* (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈

* (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history

* (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞

* (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞

* (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings

* (0:43:42) News.... Greece

* (0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖

* (0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞

* (0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams

* (1:06:41) X live finally smh

* (1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰

* (1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰

* (1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰

* (1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕

* (1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞

* (1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?

* (1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!

* (1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰

* (1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞

* (1:53:53) Outro 👋

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