Welcome back to Mayhem & Masterplans, where Max shows up fully immersed in Berlin life (new headphones, Korean red bean drinks, questionable energy beverages, and horsefly bites), Simon melts somewhere near Madrid at 36°C, and Andreas brings New York economics into what starts as casual small talk and ends—inevitably—in big-picture thinking about business, ownership, and future dreams.
In this episode, we:
🔹 Kick off with peak mayhem – Berlin gadgets, devilishly good headphones (literally), iced red bean drinks, and why scratching horsefly bites is always a terrible idea.
🔹 Talk food, cities, and affordability – From halal street food in New York to licensing, permits, and why prices creep up when passive ownership replaces actual work.
🔹 Debate capitalism (politely… mostly) – Is renting licenses and permits still capitalism, or where capitalism goes wrong? Andreas brings analogies from photography, taxi medallions, and hair salons to explain why the line isn’t as clear as it seems.
🔹 Dig into why bars and restaurants really close – Simon shares a real case from Madrid: a bar that looked successful but shut down anyway. We unpack rising rents, thin margins, emotional attachment, and why “busy” doesn’t equal “profitable.”
🔹 Do the uncomfortable math – Max breaks down a brutally honest bar P&L: guests per day, average spend, rent, labor, drinks, weather risk—and why hospitality businesses live dangerously close to zero.
🔹 Zoom out to smarter models – From photo studios moving to cheaper outskirts locations to why neighborhood bars can’t do the same, and why owning the property is often the real business.
🔹 Drift into dream mode – Wineries in Tuscany, olive groves, vineyards, boutique hospitality, and why dreaming about future projects can actually calm the founder brain instead of distracting it.
🔹 Ask the big “what’s next?” question – If money and time weren’t the bottleneck, what would we build?
Simon dreams of gardening, agriculture, and creating green spaces in Spain.
Andreas sees massive opportunity in fixing the broken operational side of the music industry.
Max… unsurprisingly wants to do everything, from wine to music to passion projects—just not all at once.
🔹 Land on a core theme – Whether it’s bars, wineries, music, or startups: are you selling a commodity, or are you building something niche, intentional, and product-first?
As always, we close with what’s been on repeat:
🎵 Temptation – Joey Bada$$ (via Simon’s radio rabbit hole)
🎵 Yabai Summer Hot – No Embarrassing Tears (Andreas stepping far outside his usual metal comfort zone)
🎵 Dialectric – What (Max digging into old-school-flavored hip hop)
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