エピソード

  • Travis Kelce, Red Heart Emoji, and Sloppy Joes
    2026/03/16

    Meghan meets her football favorite - the one and only Travis Kelce, when he comes to the Waste Management Open in Phoenix. We touch on the Olympics and April tells us all about her birthday. We have to talk about the Superbowl! It can't just be a beautiful celebration without controversy with this crew. On a brighter side, Crystal hosts the soft open of Rural Mural which was exciting. What's not so exciting was her attempt at a prank on Cody. Kyley is getting over her 2nd sickness in as many months and we don't know what it is - but it was bad and she's over it. She makes lemonade out of lemons though and takes the opportunity to reset. She's eating right, walking on lunch breaks.... all the things. Crystal finally delivers an Am I the Asshole segment and none of the Bestiez argue with her - even though they don't think she was wrong. We all have updates, some we remember, some we don't. Current events are close to home, except for Kyley who "didn't get the memo". Have you ever had chilaquiles or would you say you've had Breakfast nachos? We get dark discussing documentaries this week and I couldn't even tell you which 1 was the darkest - you be the judge!! Social media goes sideways when the Latin Kings end up on Crystal's FYP and that in turn introduces the other Bestiez to their predecessors, the Homiez!!

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 32 分
  • Divorce Tour, Open Consumption, and You Have Fat
    2026/03/13

    The Colorado Bestiez both caught a bug, but they persevere to deliver another stellar episode. Meghan has more big updates, but it seems like things are progressing. She found out a big celebrity favorite of the MACK Bestiez is coming to the Waste Management Phoenix Open and she's already scheming on how she can make contact. Kyley got to go see the Dancing Horses with Anthony's mom and they had a blast! Speaking of blast - you'll never believe who was laying on the horn when they were just making their way into the arena! Crystal made some fun and funky "Premium" granola this week because she has seriously lost her mind. But April's What's Cookin' Good Lookin' segment blew us all away. We want what she's throwing down!! They Bestiez aren't really on the same page with what they think is funny this week - but they definitely vibe with each other during the confidence chat.

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 41 分
  • Barbara Manatee, I Need To Grow Up, and Whatchu Watchin
    2026/03/01

    Dave makes not 1 but 2 off camera cameos this week - it's totes adorbs! Did you guys know that Crystal and Kyley have dynamically performed Hakuna Matata in duet form for more than 25 years? And this week - we see its rival - Barbara Manatee (Endangered Love from Veggie Tales) debut. Meghan gets real with us right off the bat and introduces us to Forever Flowers and also tells us the heartbreaking story of having her IUD replaced. If you know, you know. April starts off this semester on campus and Kyley gets over a bout of anxiety. And that's all segment one!

    Meghan gets tasked with naming her AI, and Crystal fills us in on her search for a wedding to crash on the Bestiez Long Weekend in Phoenix. SHE FOUND THREE! Follow along to see if we end up rubbing elbows with some vegans, or if we can sneak our way onto someone's seating chart. Kyley updates on on the Melina Hoagland case - it looks like she's finally seeing a twinkle of justice. In Current Events, Meghan tells us about the Monks Walk for Peace - they believe that peace begins within and can radiate outward. They invite everyone to practice compassion and mutual respect - even in this divided world. And leave it up to Crystal to name a business RURAL MURAL wtf

    Kyley rounds out the segment dropping some serious conversation starters around internet sleuths and the information they find at lightning speed. As we come back from break, Meghan tells us a story about the Long Island Medium, and we turn that into an opportunity to challenge April's judgment. We switch up the Movies & Documentaries segment to include TV shows and other entertainment since we watch more than that. We round out the episode chatting about what we've seen on social media and we bid adieu to the Life Story prompt cards, as they just started sucking all the sudden.

    続きを読む 一部表示
    1 時間 44 分
  • I Love My AI, Thinking About It Since 2008, and Vivid Memories
    2026/02/23

    Meghan kicks off this episode with a roller coaster of a weekend. She's got stupid girl things to do, oh and a divorce on the horizon. But she knows self care is needed and handles business. She's ready to rock and roll with her Bestiez as we wade through the rest of our weeks with reports of nursing school and wrestling club coming from April. Crystal doesn't have much to report (no news is good news, ya know) but Kyley has lots to chat about. She and Anthony stay busy spending time with his nephews and getting their steps in at the malls around Denver. She's also thinking about taking an AI class and I think she's on to something.

    We would be remiss if we didn't shout out a dear old friend, that is listening to our podcast and loving our vibe - Corie.

    Watch us get old as we ALL forget something we talked about just minutes prior, and then laugh together, at ourselves and each other - something we are SO good at!

    Most of the Bestiez took the Mexican food route this week in the What's Cookin' Good Lookin' segment. Do you like the sound of a good ole taco salad? Me too. Rice casserole? Yes please. Enchilada lasagna? SAY LESS.

    Listen, if you've made it this far in the description, I'm just going to say this - if you aren't peeing your pants at the SLINGBLADE conversation - who even are you? Ops?

    This episode rounds out the years in our 20s discussing our most vivid memories. If you knew us back then, leave us a comment about your most vivid memory of us. <3

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 4 分
  • We Are Not For Kids, Muchos Are You OK, and The Golden Girls
    2026/02/16

    What a doozy we have in store for you this episode! The Bestiez meet up to chat about their Christmas and New Years holiday. How would you feel if your boss got you a chin hair remover as a gift? Meghan tells us how she really feels about it. We also see her shift into embracing her imminent divorce as she hones in on what her next steps are. Poor Kyley is still sick and we lose Crystal when she loses her pen. When she returns, she makes sure we know that she knows all the bad words. April tells us that Silo loves going to Aunt Nikki's house in KC and that they are all learning Spanish to talk to Cousin Ed. SHITTERS FULL!! Crystal confesses her secret to the Fireball Glazed Snickerdoodles that Cody loves so much and Meghan doesn't even care - she wants them! Kyley reminds us how much fun we had conspiring with our cousins to spend the night with Grandma and Grandpa when we were younger. She also tells us about her terrifying bike ride home from her NYE outings in downtown Denver. The episode rounds out with everything from moon landing conspiracies to advice on how to cook a steak. The Bestiez share the awesome documentaries they've watched, but April needs to call it quits. She just can't take it anymore. The show ends with the girls giving their teenage selves advice. Damn - why couldn't they have had fairy god mothers 30 years ago? They'd ALL be rich now!

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 54 分
  • Really Real, Respecting Last Wishes, and Betty Ford Crocker
    2026/02/09

    It's the final recording session of 2025, as the Bestiez meet one last time before the holiday season, and April wants to show us her O face. Right away we learn that news of Meghan's impending divorce has made its way around the CVMA group and she shares some more details with us as she prepares for this huge change. We learn about Brooke and her love for Barbie. Cody and Savannah visit and she really steps up to help Crystal with gift ideas. Crystal bids happy holidays to Prince and his family as his Gigi comes to town for a few weeks. Have you ever hid a gift in someone's house without them knowing about it? We go off the rails a little (what's new) but we finally get back on track to discuss nicknames. Current events are too many to list, including some restaurants charging a "Rude Customer" fee. The Bestiez talk about their traditional holiday treats as we learn for the first time that Meghan makes extra yummy Chex Mix. Who knew?? Erin. Erin knew.

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 30 分
  • Where'd You Go, Lock Me Up, The 2nd Worst Middle Name
    2026/02/02

    Starting this episode off strong with a text message that everyone's ready - but Meghan is on her own time. No one told Crystal it's show and tell with Arts & Crafts this week. She thinks we're lucky she's graced us with her presence. And what a week she's had!! THE WIGGLES!!?? Fruit Salad, yummy yummy, amiright? The Bestiez all support Kyley as she shares that her Grandpa George enters hospice, but is NOT in a hurry to join Grandma Ruby in the afterlife. Is it just me or is it dark in here? Finally, we get wild and crazy telling SOME stories from our teenage years.

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間
  • Firefighters, Therapy, and 3 Bite Bangers
    2026/01/27

    The Bestiez are official Podcasters!! This is the first episode recorded after the release of their inaugural season. And is it just me or did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade really redeem itself this year? And speaking of "back and better" our FAVORITE girls trip meetup spot is BACK on Airbnb. Do you know where it is? Watch Meghan stop herself from crashing out while the other Bestiez try their hardest to derail the Movies and Documentaries segment before it even begins. The documentaries are documentary-ing this week!! Last but not least, as we dive into rebellious teenage angst, who would you bet did the most work in the garden if you know what I mean. Who was really putting herself out there when she was young?

    続きを読む 一部表示
    2 時間 43 分