This week, Nick and Seb unpack Netflix dropping the gay drama Boots like it never mattered (homophobia but make it corporate).

Seb makes a shocking public commitment to actually watching Heated Rivalry and embracing his spicy little sports romance era, and Nick is officially at war with Grindr ads that refuse to stop screaming at him to “get back out there.”

Expect bitterness, horniness, media critiques absolutely nobody asked for, and two brown gays asking the real question: why are the straights allowed joy and we’re stuck with buffering wheels and pop-up ads?

Nick & Seb return to drag open a spicy topic: why are the Black gays being mean to other Black gays?

The side-eye, the shade, the “I don’t know her”… the boys break down the mess with equal parts love and read.

Then they dip into the latest Sydney Sweeney chaos, questioning whether she’s actually problematic or if the internet just needs a time out.

And of course, Seb is standing firm he is NOT watching Heated Rivalry , while Nick is moments from ruining the whole plot.

Short, loud, brown, and dangerously cunt. Tune in...

This week we’re sending BIG bussied up gratitude to all our listeners, especially our babes in Kenya and Ghana.

We see you, we love you, and we are absolutely claiming “global queer chaos ambassadors.”

After celebrating our Spotify Wrapped glory (humble? never), we dive headfirst into the cultural moment nobody asked for: the Twink on Twitter who painted his entire body green, yes, bussy included just to sing a song from Wicked. Art? Protest? Hormones? We investigate.

Come for the sass, stay for the screams, and leave with more questions than answers.✨

Seb and Nick dive face first into another pile of filthy DMs, and this week the girls are unhinged.

We’ve got a blond “straight” freshman whose roommates want VIP access to his bubble butt, a baby sub who wants a dom strong enough to ruin his life but safely, and a Berlin Boiler survivor who may or may not have seen Seb drifting through the steam like a horny gay cryptid.

It’s sweaty, it’s chaotic, it’s deeply unserious, and honestly?

Exactly the energy the bussy demanded.

Strap in, babes. Or strap on. Up to you.

Babes… this week Nick and Seb are plugging in their headphones and their attitudes because we’re diving head-first into the albums that actually did something for our spirit this year.

Tate McRae had us kicking our feet like teenagers, Jade is out here singing like rent is due, Demi Lovato said “rock star” and we said “step on our necks,” Ciara proved she still moves like gravity doesn’t apply to her, and Teyana Taylor once again reminded us she’s everyone’s mother.

And before anyone asks: no, we are not discussing that other Taylor. That album? Be serious. It was a chop, a skip, and a delete.

Turn the volume up and the standards higher, the Loud Brown Gays are in session.

The boys are back and louder than ever! Seb and Nick spill all about their trip to DILF, the men, the madness, and the mess.

Nick’s hinting at a freshly single era 👀 while Seb’s still recovering from all the Daddy damage. They chat New York’s finest MAYOR and, dissect questionable life choices, and, as always, talk absolute nonsense.

It’s chaos, it’s camp, it’s The Loud Brown Gays.

It’s Messy Boots this week on The Loud Brown Gays and Nick & Seb are not holding back.

From the tragedy of dating straight men and the collective epidemic of daddy issues, to Lily Allen’s post-divorce chaos, Demi Lovato’s ever-changing era, and the fever dream that is MAFS UK, the lads unpack it all with zero filter and full-volume opinions.

Oh, and we have questions, darling:
Where was the energy for Black History Month UK? Why are straight men still in our business? And who told Lily Allen she could rebrand heartbreak into a pop era again?

Grab your tequila, plug in your headphones, and prepare for laughs, shade, and several unprovoked attacks on the British dating scene...

It’s BACK of the BUSSY, baby! Your weekly ride full of nonsense, filth, and enough gay chaos to get banned from the megachurch down the street.

Seb and Nick are strapped in, wigs secured, lube in the cupholders, let’s END September like sluts and START October like demons, okurrrr?!
Chile, it’s Libra season, retrograde is in the microwave, and the girls are horny and unstable....