On this week’s “Lost At Home Podcast: Lost in Thought,” we take a holy plunge into chaos with a Dead Pope selfie trend that’s got the Vatican clutching its rosary beads. We also send a big middle finger to Gwyneth Paltrow (again), explore the mysteries of a resurrected pedo statue now wrapped in glass like a perv Pokémon card, and meet a college student who learned the hard way that roommate agreements should include a no-urination clause. Plus, we uncover white supremacist Easter eggs (literally) and wrap up with the saga of Dr. Tiny Dick, who chose peeping over patient care. Just another week in dystopia — Get Lost!

This week on Lost At Home, we celebrate Easter and 420 by digging into the terrifying truth that quicksand is real, it’s in Michigan, and yes—it will eat you alive…kind of. From there, we slide into a tale of babysitter horror with a real-life man under the bed (move over, monsters, the creeps are taking your jobs), and round things out with a Staten Island fire caused by flaming... dongs. Horror fans, we’ve got you too! Check out all of our halfway to Halloween film picks! Get Lost!

This week on Lost At Home, we explore the absurd extremes of humanity, from the Missouri foster mother who shockingly swapped a teen for a monkey, to the emotional turmoil of a man who hoarded seven emotional support tigers. We also dive into the UK’s controversial attempt to predict murderers before they strike, raising big questions about ethics, privacy, and the spooky power of algorithms. Tune in as we try to make sense of these wild stories—because honestly, what else are we gonna do?