This week, the podcast hits a whole new level of weird. Cody dives headfirst into the world of WWE-style wrestling, learning the difference between a headlock and a heart-to-heart. Meanwhile, the Eagles are on a bye, but not resting—they're celebrating "Bi-Week" by getting intimate with each other to boost team chemistry (or something). And speaking of bizarre intimacy, Mark shares his newest seasonal craft project: The story of how he made his Halloween curtains out of fresh roast beef. This one is truly baffling.

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The Iggles are BACK, baby! After a slump, the guys break down how our beloved Birds got their groove back and what it means for the NFC East. But the big news this week? The invention you never knew you needed: Hoagie-Flavored Dental Floss—is this peak Philly innovation, or a sign of the apocalypse? Plus, we dive into the latest insane drug busts sweeping through the city and then pivot to an even stranger criminal enterprise: The Italian Mob in Portland, Oregon. How does the Cosa Nostra operate in a city of craft beer and artisanal beards? We discuss the hilarious, mandatory transition from wiseguy to Mobster-Hipster—complete with bespoke suits and micro-batch espresso drug drops. Tune in for the hottest Philly takes and the weirdest organized crime theories you’ll hear all week!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, but honestly, this whole city needs a fuggin' hug. We just lived through the worst week in Philly sports history. Grab a Wawa coffee and strap in, because we are not happy.

First off, the Birds. The Eagles dropped a jawn to the fuggin' Giants! Are you kiddin' me? That's an immediate call for a full city-wide panic. We break down what went wrong and why a loss to New York means we gotta fire everybody.

And don’t even get me started on the Phillies. That embarrassing playoff loss? It was a disaster. The whole season just went down the drain with an absolute jagoff play that we'll be screaming about until next April. The pain is real, feel me?

But look, we gotta get our minds off the losing, so we're pivoting to the truly important stuff. We’re talkin’ about how Mark Sanchez went absolutely bonkers—we got the rundown on his whole bizarre ordeal. Sounds like he was trying to run the Wildcat in a parking lot, for crying out loud.

Finally, we settle a debate that's been runnin' hot: Why a vampire would make the perfect girlfriend. Think about it: immortal, always looks good, and she only comes out at night so you got the whole daytime to watch the Birds. We got the pros and cons of dating the undead.

It's a therapy session mixed with pure nonsense, so fuggin' listen!

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