The lads link together like this: one bloke tries to buy a Valentine’s gift off Marketplace, but the “cute teddy” he finds looks like it’s survived a small house fire. The seller insists it’s “vintage.” The pickup turns into a full soapie moment when the seller’s ex shows up mid‑handover demanding the teddy back because “it has emotional history.”

The lads watch this unfold like it’s Home and Away, offering commentary that makes zero sense but feels spiritually correct. Then, straight from the drama of a Bunnings carpark breakup, they roll into Super Bowl morning, eating chips at 8am and pretending to understand the rules while still emotionally invested in the fate of the one‑eyed teddy.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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