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In this solo Dan episode, he gets down to the nitty gritty of work, Microsoft game testing, farts, dog buttholes, and the new year.

This was not made with AI, I swear.

This week on Late Night with the Homies, the boys welcome back Grant—resident agent of chaos and self‑appointed “#1 Listener”—to help tackle the most ambitious list the pod has ever attempted: the Top 15 Days of the Year, objectively ranked. No vibes, no nostalgia, no personal bias… or at least that’s what they claim.

Grant brings charts (that no one asked for), Tim argues for days that don’t even exist, and Grant tries desperately to keep the list from turning into a war crime.

Expect heated arguments, shocking upsets, and at least one moment where someone says, “There’s no way that day is top five.” By the end, the boys lock in the official, scientifically flawless ranking of the 15 greatest days of the year.

It’s chaotic, it’s passionate, and it’s the most unnecessarily serious conversation you’ll hear all week.

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In this episode of Late Night with the Homies, the boys dive straight into the Stranger Things series finale and share all their thoughts—what hit, what missed, and what emotionally damaged them. Tim brings up his oddly specific New Year’s resolution, which somehow spirals into a debate about life choices and self‑improvement.

The guys also tackle one of the most important questions of all time: what’s the greatest video game console ever made? Dan rides hard for the Xbox 360, Tim reps the Switch/Switch 2, and neither is willing to budge. Dan and Tim want the birth of a brand‑new Homies tradition: “Tip a Cow and Pay It Forward?” Don’t ask how—they explain it, and it still won’t make sense.

Other chaos includes:

• How much of the pillow a normal human should use (Dan is wrong)

• Dan’s undying love for Hatching Pete

• A serious debate on whether Marvel is officially cooked

• And more unhinged tangents than anyone asked for

It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and exactly the kind of energy you expect from the Homies.

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In this episode of Late Night with the Homies, the boys bounce between near‑death experiences, gaming addictions, and the eternal breakfast debate. Dan kicks things off by questioning whether normal people shower before work, which somehow spirals into a full hygiene philosophy session. The guys break down their thoughts on Stranger Things Season 5 Volume 2, Dan officially taps out of Cyberpunk 2077, and Tim admits he’s fully addicted to Hades.

Things get unhinged fast as Dan recounts almost dying at Panera (while Tim remembers his own brush with fate at B‑Dubs), and the duo dives into the bizarre world of public pissing—plus Dan’s questionable habit of watching it happen. They reflect on the moment they each knew they were “officially teenagers,” try to figure out where in the world Karl Bushby disappeared to, and settle the age‑old question: pancakes or waffles.

The boys also share their New Year’s resolutions and rant about how Dan’s eBay account is completely cooked—and how eBay’s support team might actually be the worst at their jobs.

It’s chaotic, nostalgic, and aggressively on‑brand for the homies.

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Tonight on Late Night with the Homies, the boys ring in the new year with a lineup of topics that make absolutely no sense together—and that’s exactly why it works. Dan kicks things off by asking Tim about his New Year traditions, only to discover that Dan might actually be a psycho. The mystery deepens when Tim applies to join the Booty Police Department and Dan shuts him down immediately.

The guys debate whether anyone still watches the ball drop, and Tim openly blackmails Dan into continuing the podcast for another year. They also dive into their Friday work traditions, set some ambitious (and some deeply unserious) goals for the pod, and introduce a new duo: The Ball Doctor and Smash.

Other chaos includes:

– Funky Homeless Sexual merch ideas that absolutely should not exist
– A fresh installment of the Cat Piss Chronicles
– A new chapter of the Poop Chronicles because of course
– AI killing PC gaming and whether the boys are doomed
– And Dan’s ongoing descent into madness

It’s unhinged, it’s festive, and it’s the perfect way to start the year—with confusion, threats, and questionable career choices.

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