It's been a minute, we know. That time just keep on slippin' into the future and this episode is really just us getting back on track. Lots of rambling and randomness, but we think that's to be expected when you haven't done something for a while. We appreciate your support, Lady Painers, and thanks for bearing with us as we get back in the rhythm of this thang.

Maui is for lovers and also for middle-aged broads trying to relax and refresh while on a work trip. In this episode, we talk about our travels and our first days of shenanigans whilst on the island. From kiddie pools to dad bods to lost phones, put on your sunscreen and join us Ladypainers. Mahalo.

Most of us want to be a part of something bigger than ourselves and join groups, clubs, memberships with likeminded folks sharing similar interests. However, where we stop just short of cutting off ties with family and going off the grid to worship a complete loon, some people go whole hog into beliefs that we love to dissect. Cults are an entirely different animal and we dive in to some of our favorites in this episode. Are you susceptible to a cult? Why are cult leaders mostly unattractive men with god complexes? These are just a few questions we ask and answer as we jump into a world that fascinates, scares, and makes us go "what in the unhinged hell" is going on here.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan…okay, we'll admit Valentine's Day is not our personal favorite but that won't stop us from talking about all things red, pink and boo. Here comes episode 2 Lady Painers and if you are free this Saturday, February 10th, come and hang out with us at the Be Fido's Friend V-Day event at Bucktown Pub in Chicago! Because we love dogs. People, not so much.

2024 is sure to bring lots of laughs and even more opinions. In episode 1, we discuss something that we all have and want to take care of, our aging skin. From going to sleep with our makeup on to our now 30 minute nightly rituals, we discuss a little bit of everything because let's face it (no pun intended) we each have our own skin struggles. We also take a trip down memory lane to pay our respects to the brands that started us down our journey and introduce a new segment called, "Don't get me started." We want to thank everyone for listening to, sharing and supporting us in Season 1 and hope that you enjoy the Season 2 shenanigans…here we go!

Have you ever wandered into Target slightly buzzed without a list and then went straight to the booze aisle for samples? That is what this last episode of our first season reminds us of. We had intentions of talking about Christmas and what 2024 has in store for us, but...wine. So sit back and relax and relieve your mind and get ready for a trip to land feelin' fine where the broads are fun and the words are slurred and at some point the vision is blurred.

We love a man in uniform and one in costume will do just fine in a pinch. In this episode, we dive into those devilish boys that made us drop our drinks and our drawers with their maniacal ways. Are you team Freddie or team Jason? Do you like the psycho or the supernatural? While mostly about the dudes, we also dish Halloween candy, costumes, and more. So, sit back and listen kittens as we wrap up with Hey Boo Part 2 all things that go bump (& grind) in the night.

It's fall, y'all! We open this episode welcoming October and all of its wicked wonder. Then we dive into favorite horror movies and talk about those strong-ass women characters that make us almost fear sorry for the bad guy...almost. For a fun drinking game, take a shot every time JoAnn says "Full Disclosure" during this episode.