Kitchen Briefs - May 4, 2026 PM

• This is the 100th Kitchen Brief!!!!
• Trump is hitting social media early today sharing posts about how his ballroom is necessary, AI images of how he’s a leader because he doesn’t kneel or bow and claims he’s made the US $45B with his intel investment
• There’s a new documentary called Everyone Is Lying To You About Money by Ben McKenzie
• Hegseth will be holding a press conference since the ceasefire is in jeopardy
• Chevron CEO says physical shortages of oil supply around the world are about to appear
• The US claims it has sunk 6 or 7 small Iranian boats while Iran says no. Trump responded with they better hope the ceasefire sticks or he’ll blow Iran off the face of the Earth
• Elon Musk has settled his SEC lawsuit over Twitter disclosures for $1.5M instead of the original $150M and without admitting wrongdoing
• Rudy Guiliani has pneumonia
• In regards to the East Potomac Links Golf course,Democracy Forward filed a suit last night to halt it
• The judge in the case of alleged White House Correspondent’s Dinner Cole Allen asked why the jail put him on suicide watch and they claimed because his manifesto said he didn’t think he’d get out of that night alive and apologized to him for the conditions
• The guy who invented the Roomba now has plans to invent an AI powered pet robot