It’s the season one finale, and we’re going out with a rapid-fire round of “Li’l Judgies”—quick takes on some random things we secretly judge. No topic is too trivial to tackle, from long toenails and flat sheets to checkout charities and clapping at movies. and the chaos of tipping culture.

Between the laughs, we also touch on bigger ideas like how we celebrate love, why certain dates matter, and the difference between having opinions and being a jerk about them.

It’s messy, funny, a little unhinged—and the perfect send-off to season one.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

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Hosts/Producers/Editors: Jeanne Hafner, Jessica Griffith, & Joanna Hafner

Original Music by Lundstroem

Restaurants aren’t just about food anymore—they’re a full-blown performance. In this episode of Judging Things,we spill the tea on over-the-top dining experiences—from hibachi theatrics (flying shrimp = chaos) to tableside guac that should wow but sometimes just… doesn’t. We dive into birthday song cringe, weirdly intimate singing waiters, and the emotional damage of being forced onto a Texas Roadhouse saddle. Expect hot takes on immersive dining, Rainforest Café nostalgia, robot servers, and the true MVPs: free donuts, pup cups, and surprise snacks. If you’ve ever asked, “Is this dinner or a Broadway audition?”—this one’s for you.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

Key Takeaways:

• Tableside food = high risk, high drama. If there’s no flair, we will judge.
• Hibachi is elite… until someone tries to launch shrimp into your eyeball.
• Birthday attention at restaurants? Equal parts spotlight and social nightmare.
• Immersive dining (murder mystery, themed spots, cooking your own food) = fun… if you’re not doing unpaid labor.
• Freebies (Krispy Kreme hot donuts, pup cups, bakery cookies) > overpriced gimmicks. Always.
• Singing servers + eye contact = absolutely not. Please perform over there.

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Concerts: magical, overpriced chaos where vibes matter more than vocals and someone might ruin your night by sitting. In this episode of Judging Things, we dive into everything from three-hour legends (hi, Rod Stewart) to one-hour letdowns, jam bands that drift into “deep space,” and the eternal war of sitters vs. standers. We’re sharing bathroom line heists, tailgating triumphs, merch guilt, and the shocking reality of concert ticket prices. Sprinkle in mosh pits, lawn seats, and questionable porta-potty decisions, and you’ve got the ultimate concert survival guide…or cautionary tale.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

Key Takeaways:

• Concert energy is EVERYTHING—if the crowd’s dead, so is the show.
• Sitting at concerts? Controversial. Front-row sitters = public enemy #1.
• Jam bands: spiritual journey or glorified elevator music? You decide.
• Ticket prices are out of control—blame venues, not just artists.
• Tailgating = peak concert culture (and budget strategy…in theory).
• Bathroom lines separate the weak from the wildly strategic.
• The right concert crew can make or break your entire experience.
• Filming the whole show? Congrats, no one will watch it (including you).

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Hosts/Producers/Editors: Jeanne Hafner, Jessica Griffith, & Joanna Hafner

Original Music by Lundstroem