In this episode of Judging Things Podcast, we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of weird toys—from nightmare-fuel Furbies to high-maintenance Tamagotchis and the inexplicably iconic troll dolls. Expect unfiltered nostalgia, cursed toy lore, and one VERY questionable Furby awakening. If you’ve ever wondered why ‘90s toys felt alive (and slightly possessed), this episode delivers laughs, trauma, and a side of “why did our parents allow this?” Perfect for fans of retro toys, bizarre trends, and comedy podcasts that don’t take anything seriously.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

Key Takeaways:

• Furbies weren’t toys—they were emotional support demons with batteries.
• Tamagotchis taught us responsibility… then immediately overwhelmed us with 20 needy pixel babies.
• Troll dolls: zero function, 100% chaotic good (plus questionable fashion choices).
• ‘90s toy trends = interactive, addictive, and mildly threatening.
• Parents in the ‘90s really said, “Yeah, this creepy blinking thing seems fine.”
• If it talks, moves, or has a cassette deck… maybe don’t trust it.

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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, snack-filled, emotionally volatile world of Bingo. From its humble beginnings as Beano to full-blown party events like Bingo Loco, we cover it all—and judge it hard.

Expect passionate rants about bingo table strategy, lucky tchotchkes, and the social hierarchy of bingo halls—where vibes matter, snacks are currency, and winning twice makes you public enemy #1.

Whether you’re a seasoned bingo queen, a casual dabbler, or someone who just enjoys judging strangers for yelling “BINGO” prematurely, this episode delivers laugh-out-loud commentary on everything from bingo lingo and gameplay tactics to the emotional rollercoaster of almost winning.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

Key Takeaways:

• Bingo is NOT just for grandmas anymore.
• From Drag Bingo to Bingo Loco, this game has evolved into a full-on social event.
• Your bingo setup says everything about you.
• Troll dolls, crystals, Buddha statues—Lucky charms are serious business.
• The bingo caller can make or break your night.
• Premature bingo = public humiliation
• Winning twice is a personality flaw.
• Win once? Congrats. Twice? Suspicious. Three times? We’re launching an investigation.
• Pizza is chaos. Grazing boards are elite. Monitor risers? Game-changing innovation.
• Bingo lingo is unhinged and we love it

Links:

• From Beano to Bingo: A Brief History
• The E S Lowe Toy Company, Timing, and Chess, By Duncan Pohl
• Hugh J. Ward
• Largest Game of Bingo
• Largest Online Game of Bingo
• Bingo Loco
• How Drag Queens Took Over Bingo
• Bingo Dauber
• Magnetic bingo chips & wands
• Troll doll

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In this sugar-fueled episode of Judging Things, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, colorful world of Easter candy—and nothing is safe from judgment. From Cadbury Creme Eggs getting borderline inappropriate attention to Peeps sparking full-blown outrage, this episode is basically a candy-coated roast session.

Along the way, debate solid vs. hollow chocolate bunnies like it’s a personality trait, discuss which candies are the scraps of the Easter basket, and discover that maybe… just maybe… jelly beans aren’t total trash (jury’s still out).

Expect hot takes, unhinged tangents, and a full-on sugar crash by the end. It’s messy, hilarious, and deeply relatable if you’ve ever judged candy way too seriously.

P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.

Key Takeaways:

• Peeps are wildly divisive: You either love their sugary marshmallow chaos or you don’t. There is no middle ground.
• Cadbury Creme Eggs = too much, but also… not enough?
• Jelly beans are the ultimate underdog (or villain): Smell great, look cute, but they’re giving “leftover basket filler energy.”
• Chocolate bunnies are a personality test: Team Solid = chaos and commitment. Team Hollow = fun, practical, and less jaw risk.
• Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs quietly run Easter: Sneaking in during the 90s and now dominating like the overachiever of seasonal candy.
• Everyone hits a sugar wall eventually.

Links:

• Cadbury Creme Eggs
• Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs
• Peeps Marshmallow Chicks & Bunnies
• Brach’s Jelly Beans
• Russell Stover Chocolate Bunnies
• Zachary Chocolate-Covered Marshmallow Eggs
• Whoppers Robin’s Eggs
• Jelly Belly
• Easter M&M’s
• Just Born Peeps Factory
• Altomonte's Italian Market
• Italian “Uovo di Pasqua” chocolate eggs
• German folklore of the Easter Bunny / Osterhase

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