Johnny Spoiler is back with another chaotic movie reaction episode packed with horror movies, cult classics, movie news, and absolute nonsense. This week: MUTANT (1984), toxic hillbillies, exploding yellow ooze, vampire office workers, and why Cinco de Mayo almost got me killed over tacos.

In this episode of the Johnny Spoiler Movie Reaction podcast:

MUTANT (1984) review and breakdown — Wings Hauser, Bo Hopkins, toxic waste zombies, melting flesh, mutant kids, and one of the wildest low-budget horror endings of the 1980s.

Bloodsucking Bastards review — Pedro Pascal before The Mandalorian, vampire office politics, workplace horror comedy, and why Romania apparently has the world’s deadliest MBA program.

Planet of the Apes movie news — full breakdown of the modern reboot universe including Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn, War, and Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, plus rumors about a brand-new Planet of the Apes movie from Matt Shakman.

Longlegs 2 officially happening — Nicolas Cage returns, Osgood Perkins is back, and the creepy Longlegs universe is expanding with a much bigger budget.

HBO Max samurai series Song of the Samurai trailer reaction — Shinsengumi chaos, samurai action, and Edo-era bloodshed based on the manga Chiruran: Shinsengumi Requiem.

Also in this episode:

• Best vampire comedies ever made

• Lost Boys, Once Bitten, Vamp, Rockula & My Best Friend Is a Vampire

• Malcolm in the Middle confusion

• Halfway to Halloween horror recommendations

• B-movie legends Wings Hauser & Bo Hopkins appreciation

• Exploitation movie hillbilly terror

• Dramamine posters EVERYWHERE

If you love cult horror movies, B-movie deep dives, movie reactions, weird film history, Planet of the Apes theories, and unhinged comedy podcasts, welcome home.

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