Three "Who Said It" quotes to kick things off this week — one political, one philosophical, and one that involves a roadkill raccoon on the interstate. Good luck placing all three.

Tesla pops nearly 8% on news that, once you actually read it, is not good news — and we break down exactly why the math doesn't add up. Plus a cautionary tale about a shoe company that discovered the magic words "AI pivot" and briefly became worth 600% more before reality showed back up.

Russia is now publicly confirming foreign soldiers dying in Ukraine, which quietly says everything about where this war actually stands. Meanwhile Pete Hegseth held another Pentagon prayer service — and this time quoted scripture that turns out to have originated somewhere very different from the Bible. We'll let you figure out where.

The Trump-as-healer imagery made the rounds this week, which led to an impromptu press conference with a DoorDash grandmother from Arkansas that somehow touched on Iran, the Pope, trans athletes, and the Big Beautiful Bill — all while the woman at the center of it was quietly dealing with a situation that exposes exactly what the bill doesn't cover.

JD Vance had some theological advice for the Pope this week. We have thoughts. Sean Hannity had a follow-up question. We have more thoughts.

Paper Mario is back in the news with a sentencing update that has the internet doing some very dark math, and a Virginia governor quietly did something to a certain tax-exempt organization that's been a long time coming.

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We open with a quote this week — and trust us, you're going to want to guess who said it before we tell you. Tesla gets a so-called "upgrade" that, once you read what it actually means, raises more questions than it answers — including what happens when the company's biggest bet doesn't scale.

The Easter ceasefire came and went, and both sides have the receipts — nearly 4,000 combined violations worth. We get into what Russia's idea of "negotiations" actually looks like at the table, and why the sports world quietly rolling out the welcome mat for Russian and Belarusian athletes deserves a lot more attention than it's getting.

The big story this week is Hungary, where something remarkable happened at the ballot box — and the details of how it happened, who made it happen, and what it could mean for Europe are genuinely worth understanding. We give you the full backstory on the man who pulled it off, the party with the interesting name, and why one very prominent American has been conspicuously silent about the whole thing.

Closer to home, a warehouse in California went up in spectacular fashion, the internet has feelings about it, and the comparisons to a certain incarcerated menu planner are already flying. We break down the math, the motive, and why the story people are actually telling about it might be the most interesting part.

We close out with the ladies dedication this week — you'll know it when you hear it.

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Tesla ticks up slightly but there's a bigger supply chain story lurking underneath that the tech world hasn't fully reckoned with yet — and it connects to everything happening in the Middle East right now. Ukraine meanwhile is having a very productive week in places Russia thought were safe.

JD Vance is still on his European tour and sits down for an interview that goes about as well as you'd expect — a greatest hits of revisionist history, questionable math, and some truly bold takes on what counts as foreign interference. We dig into what's actually being asked of Ukraine versus what Russia has been asked to give up, and why the ceasefire that was supposed to be a big win is starting to look a little different in the fine print.

On the home front, your favorite snack brand has been quietly doing something shady for years and just got caught — and the way they're "fixing" it might actually make things worse. Speaking of things getting worse, there's some chatter out of DC about a registration process that hasn't been relevant since 1973, which raises some uncomfortable questions about how confident the people in charge really are about this whole ceasefire thing.

RFK Jr. has a new venture, the Pope has some strong words for the White House, and the White House has some very surprising words right back for the Pope. We open with a quote and challenge you to guess who said it — it's a good one.

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Tesla keeps sliding and now one of Wall Street's biggest names is throwing out a number that's going to make a lot of owners very uncomfortable. Ukraine, meanwhile, is proving it doesn't take a day off — just when Russia thought a key oil terminal was back in business, Kyiv had other plans.

A bombshell report drops about a certain European leader and what he allegedly told Putin behind closed doors — and the timing of a very prominent American visitor showing up to campaign for him is something you're going to want to hear about.

The war with Iran takes a turn that the Pentagon is conspicuously quiet about, involving some aircraft, a mysterious mission, and what may or may not have been a secret operation that went very sideways. And if you're wondering how military readiness is holding up — we'll talk about who just got fired, in the middle of an active war, and exactly what kind of career that person had before getting the boot.

Back home, a senior FEMA official has a story to tell — and we promise it involves a Waffle House, a ditch near a church, and a very confident man who has definitely never heard of Occam's razor.

We close out with a Truth Social post that raises some serious questions about whether anyone in charge has actually read the Geneva Convention — or has any plan at all.

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Tesla's taking another hit and the reasons behind it are raising some familiar questions. Meanwhile Russia is pulling off moves that are making a certain "blockade" look more like a suggestion than a policy — and they're apparently just getting started.

On the war front, things take a wild turn when someone with a very clear agenda decides to bomb the guy in charge of peace talks. Europe is stepping up to try and fill the diplomatic vacuum, but the US seems more interested in threatening to leave NATO than actually leading — and there's a very specific law about that which someone in ill-fitting shoes seems to have forgotten to read.

Israel makes a jaw-dropping legislative move this week that raises serious questions about who certain laws actually apply to and where. And closer to home, two members of the MAGA cabinet have very different but equally chaotic weeks — one involving a botched job and some missing files, the other involving a leaked photo shoot that nobody saw coming.

We close out with a feel-good story from the beautiful shores of Hawaii, where someone showed up to a protest with a very bold costume choice and found out very quickly that execution matters as much as ambition.

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Tesla's back in the news and the stock is making moves — but is the reason behind the jump as solid as it sounds? This week also brings some eyebrow-raising developments on the Russia front, including a tanker that somehow sailed right through a blockade with a very casual White House response. Ukraine's drone campaign is still putting in work, and there's a grim anniversary this week that's worth remembering.

The Iran conflict takes a serious turn with a major US asset destroyed in a strike — one that raises some uncomfortable questions about preparation and priorities. Speaking of priorities, we get into some recent personnel decisions at the FBI that start to make a lot more sense once you learn who those agents were investigating.

On the home front, the TSA is back in the news — again — and there's a feel-good story involving a Hollywood heavyweight that somehow still manages to go sideways. We've also got some thoughts on religion, war, and the interesting gap between what's being preached at the Pentagon versus what's coming out of the Vatican.

And we close out with two stories that really capture the week — one involving a state senator's chief of staff whose Snapchat habits caught up with him thanks to one very justified mother, and another update from the front lines of Russian patriotism that continues to deliver.

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This week's episode has something for everyone — markets, mayhem, and a whole lot of people in power doing questionable things. Tesla's stock is on a ride, and there are some big predictions about where the company might be headed. The DOGE drama gets a new chapter as the courts weigh in on whether Elon Musk is actually running the show — or if someone else is technically in charge (wink).

On the international front, Ukraine is having quite the week — turns out a small country with a lot of drones can do some serious damage. Meanwhile the US is asking Ukraine to make some pretty significant concessions, and Marco Rubio has some thoughts about that... sort of. There's also a Capitol Hill moment that'll make you do a double take involving some very notable guests.

The Iran conflict takes a few unexpected turns, and when you start connecting the dots between Russia, satellites, and some missing Pentagon responses, things get interesting fast. We'll also get into what's happening with America's weapons stockpile — and what the White House has to say about it.

On the home front: a surprise award, a historic election result near a very famous golf resort, a hacker group making headlines, and a budget win from the Oval Office that involves a very specific office supply. And we close out with a story that is equal parts tragic and a masterclass in what NOT to do on social media.

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Most of us are just trying to keep up with the chaos. But what if the real story isn’t what’s on the news — it’s what’s behind all of it? In this episode, we unravel the bizarre world of international drone warfare, political shenanigans, and the mind-boggling decisions making world leaders look like they’re playing 4D chess while everyone else is just trying not to trip over it. Spoiler: nobody wins when Ukraine’s drones start playing “autonomous” chess with Russian refineries. You’ll discover how a Ukrainian startup called Swarmer is on the verge of turning the drone game upside down, with AI-controlled tech that’s already raking in millions. Plus, listen in as we break down the insane logic behind lifting sanctions on Russia, Iran, and Ukraine—all at the same time—and why that makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine. We also cover the latest on Port of Primorsk, secret military bases, and why Iran might be the ultimate scapegoat in this global theater of chaos. We’ll also take you through the crazy implications of secret military operations, international alliances, and the surprising role of some of the most controversial figures in defense and politics—plus the real story behind the “Save America Act” and some hilariously questionable election tactics. And let’s not forget the hero of the moment—Chuck Norris—who’s apparently the only guy who could still throw a roundhouse kick in his sleep and keep things interesting. Perfect for anyone who wants to stay sane while the world feels like it’s flipping the script faster than you can say “global conspiracy.” If you’re tired of hearing the news and want the dirt straight from people who are just as confused but way more entertaining, this episode’s your new go-to. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride — and yes, we’re just as surprised as you are that it’s all happening right now.

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