Patrick and his wife get caught on a hot mic. Then Reid and Patrick go over all the real contenders in the league. Evelynne joins for “Who’s that Gal”.

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Reid reveals his big weekend plans — a “concert” featuring the legendary DJ Hot Rod — only for Patrick to discover it’s less Coachella and more daycare disco. The surprise? DJ Hot Rod is none other than Brandon Rodriguez, who joins Manager? Hardly Know Her to talk about his wild matchup, blockbuster trade, and life as both fantasy manager and retired aux-cord icon.

Then Dylan Schlemmer steps up for Who’s That Guy?, where we break down his season, react to the campaign ad targeting his opponent, and unpack whether this mysterious girlfriend truly exists.

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Patrick decides it’s time for some real journalism and launches an “investigation” into a shocking league mystery — Dylan Schlemmer has a girlfriend. What starts as a hard-hitting exposé quickly devolves into chaos as Pat and Reid try to handle the six fundamentals of journalism… poorly.

Then we turn to the games: Evelynne Simmons joins Manager? Hardly Know Her to talk about being second in the league but first in her house, while Caleb Simmons takes the mic for Who’s That Guy? and tries to explain how it feels to lose to his wife week after week.

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We kick things off with a mock draft full of bad puns before diving into the first real action of the season. Tyler Cox joins Manager? Hardly Know Her to talk about his championship run last year and the upcoming draft. Then Jeremy Losak steps in for the very first Who’s That Guy?, where we learn his league backstory, his “daddy/child” record, and his takes in a lightning round.

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We start with Patrick’s dad’s rambling voice note before diving into some of the league’s rejected rule proposals — including the midseason transfer portal, Chaos Bowl Invasion, and Bowl Game Roulette. Then Jeremy Losak joins Manager? Hardly Know Her to talk about trading his first-round pick for $35 and how he feels about his season. After that, Michael Rofe steps in to explain flipping $35 into a first-rounder. Finally, Brandon Rodriguez takes the spotlight in Who’s That Guy? as we learn his fantasy backstory, “daddy/child” record, and fire through a lightning round of takes.

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