It’s chaos in the cartoon kingdom as Mickey and Minnie Mouse square up against Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in a glitter-splattered showdown where childhood icons drop the smiles and throw hands. Expect karate-chop kisses, frog-fu, squeaky weapons, and a surprising amount of relationship drama.

Then the universe tilts as Gandalf the Grey faces Yoda in a wizard-versus-Jedi clash for the ages. Staff meets lightsaber. Magic meets the Force. Wisdom meets… more wisdom. Only one tiny old man can stand victorious.

Two battles. Zero logic. Endless entertainment. Welcome back to Impossible Fights.

Art meets anarchy in this double-feature disaster. The Ninja Turtles face their namesakes — the actual Renaissance Masters — in a brawl that smashes pizza against paintbrushes, sewer grit against divine inspiration. Michelangelo meets Michelangelo. Donatello meets Donatello. One side eats pizza; the other invented perspective. Civilization may not survive the rematch.

Then it’s nightmares and nougat as Freddy invades the Chocolate Factory, turning sweet dreams into sugar-coated screams. Can Wonka’s twisted imagination outmatch Freddy’s literal nightmare fuel? It’s candy versus carnage — and everyone leaves with cavities.

Welcome to Impossible Fights: the only show where art, horror, and dessert all end in body counts.