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I'm probably going to hell for this!

I'm probably going to hell for this!

著者: Little Scotty
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The Absurd Laws of Ancient Texts


Welcome to the podcast that dares to ask: "Who wrote these rules, and were they having a laugh?" Join us as we dive headfirst into the most bizarre, outdated, and downright ridiculous laws from religious texts that somehow made it into the "divine guidebook."

Ever wondered why mixing fabrics is apparently a cosmic crime? Curious about the death penalty for wearing polyester-cotton blends? We've got you covered! From the Old Testament's oddly specific rules about haircuts and shellfish to papal decrees that banned everything from chess to showering, we're serving up religious absurdity with a side of serious side-eye.

Each episode, we'll explore gems like:

  • Why God apparently has strong opinions about your shrimp cocktail
  • The Vatican's historic ban on forks (yes, forks)
  • Biblical fashion police: Why your mixed-fiber jeans are sending you straight to hell
  • Pope Gregory IX's crusade against cats (spoiler: it didn't end well)
  • The cosmic importance of not boiling a goat in its mother's milk
  • Why medieval popes thought bathing was basically devil worship


Whether it's ancient Israelites getting worked up about beard trimming or medieval popes declaring war on musical instruments, we're here to laugh at humanity's most creative attempts to control behavior through divine bureaucracy.

Warning: This podcast contains excessive eye-rolling, uncontrollable laughter, and may cause you to question why anyone thought these rules were a good idea. Side effects may include existential crisis and an overwhelming urge to eat bacon cheeseburgers while wearing a polyester shirt.

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