OUR FIRST EPISODE OF NOBODY KNOWZEMPIC. Better, faster, shorter. This week, we talked about the biggest 2028 cattle call to date, Elissa Slotkin's emergence into the field, and JD Vance's miserable foreign tour. Plus the worst governors race of all time (California) and how Eric Swalwell needs to be gone from Congress.

• 2:00 - Democrats Converge on the National Action Network - Should Harris run again? Whoa, Wes Moore is pretty good.
• 7:23 - Elissa Slotkin Runs for President - Slotkin is bringing her ALPHA ENERGY to the Democratic Primary...if she can only find a candidate. And she thinks its probably her.
• 18:03 - JD Vance's Awful Foreign Policy Tour - Dude is the kiss of death.
• 26:01 - Why is Swalwell still in Congress? You can't say he shouldn't be in the governors race and that he should still be in congress.
• 31:28 - White House Correspondents Dinner Power Ranking: Rob and Jesse are getting almost shut out from the party circuit, but it's fine because the White House Correspondents Association is bending over backwards to get Trump anyway.
• 35:42 - Senate Races: Is Schumer in Retreat? Seems like a lot of his candidates are losing to anti-party populists. How's he playing it?
• 44:26 - Brian Tyler Joins Us For Stock Up/Stock Down:
  • Brian: Tom Steyer (Stock Up)
  • Rob: DNC Chair Ken Martin (Stock Down)
  • Jesse: Lectern Makers (Stock Up)
  • Brian: Rob and Jesse (Stock down)

Rob Flaherty and Jesse Lehrich looked out on the world and thought, "There aren't enough men with shows on the internet" — so they bravely set out to solve that problem.

Nobody Knows Anything is a political commentary show covering polling, prediction markets, and conventional wisdom — and how all three are usually wrong. It's for people who love politics but hate themselves: Senate staffers with insider information and regular people about to lose a Kalshi bet to those Senate staffers.

In a world where everyone in Washington acts like they know what's going on, we're here to confirm that most of This Town is run by idiots just like us.
Rob was Deputy Campaign Manager for Harris and Biden in '24, Digital Director at the Biden White House, and famously told everyone to ignore "self-important podcasters." Oops. Jesse was foreign policy spokesman for Hillary Clinton in 2016, where he famously helped elect our first female president. These are their redemption arcs.

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