This week, Mylo and Ben showed up with zero agenda and absolutely no regrets — and honestly?

That's exactly why we keep coming back.

They kick things off dragging relationships to filth, specifically the unspoken rule that one person always does 70% of the work while the other one smiles and collects the credit. When Jeff cheated, Ben didn't spiral — he ran a full audit. Taller? Richer? A Birkin in the trunk? No? Then, baby, you traded down and you did it for free.

From there it's birthday szn chaos (Mariah's birthday twin is turning 58, and yes he's counting down), a whole Leo vs. Aries astrology sidebar, and a very serious discussion about Denise Richards' facelift that somehow becomes a personal vision board moment.

Chapters:

0:00 Who's really doing the work in relationships?

1:00 The cheater always does the least

2:00 When Jeff cheated — the full audit

3:00 Birthday season, Aries energy & Mariah Carey twins

4:00 Why Ben connects with R&B over everything

5:00 Hispanic identity & being read wrong

6:00 Family secrets & grandfather's mystery birthday

7:00 Denise Richards' facelift & getting the lift before 60

8:00 Puerto Rico trip & birthday drag show plans

9:00 The wine era begins — from moscato to red blends

10:00 Caymus at $90 a bottle and the dupe hunt

11:00 Grandfather's Coors Light era & never wanting to drink

12:00 First legal drink & the blender margarita incident

13:00 Kool-Aid packets in vodka sodas — keeping it cute

14:00 The third drink rule & alcohol in relationships

15:00 The angry drunk era, therapy & getting kicked out of S4

16:00 Mariah vs. Beyoncé: the bar showdown

18:00 RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca Del Rio & the glow-up

19:00 Why this podcast works & outro

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