Reality TV doesn't know what's coming. But it should be scared.

In Episode 36 of Okay Diva, Brock and I sit down to discuss the inevitable: our complete domination of reality television. We break down our Traitors strategy (unhinged, genius, would absolutely work), explain exactly how we'd devour RuPaul's Drag Race (runway? eaten. confessionals? iconic. challenge wins? excessive), and detail the unstoppable diva force we'd bring to literally any screen.

We also dissect Masterchef, The Biggest Loser, and the reality TV industrial complex at large — asking the hard questions: Is there a bigger moral fable behind these shows? Are they social experiments or just chaos for profit? What do reality TV competitions say about society, ambition, and the human condition? (And also, would we win?)

This episode is for reality TV obsessives, anyone who's ever screamed at The Traitors, Drag Race fans, competition show lovers, and anyone who's ever thought "I could do that better." Spoiler: we could.

📺 Our Traitors strategy (it's giving mastermind)💅 Drag Race domination blueprint (we'd eat, obviously)🎭 Reality TV philosophy: morality tales or capitalist nightmares?🧠 What competition shows say about all of us (it's bleak but camp)

We're not saying we'd win every reality show we touched. We're just saying production would want us to win. There's a difference.

Cast us or don't. Either way, this episode is television.