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Holiday cheer meets porch-chaos honesty as we light up the season with sunshine, BBQ talk, and the kind of tangents only two old friends can justify. We kick off with Rupert’s wry preamble, then slide straight into football plans, the fallout from a “takeover” that left our studio sticky and suspicious, and the comfort of being off work even when you know the restart will hurt. Warm weather doesn’t kill the spirit; it just changes the soundtrack.

Music and movies become our map. We swap favorites from The Little Drummer Boy to Nat King Cole, then reach for the memory-soaked heart of Merle Haggard’s If We Make It Through December. The list debates get loud and fun: Brenda Lee vs. Mariah Carey, Wham vs. Bing, and whether Die Hard deserves its place under the tree. We make the case for Elf, salute A Christmas Story, and admit that Miracle on 34th Street still hits when the room goes quiet. These aren’t rankings so much as rituals—ways to remember who we were and who we still want to be.

We also unwrap the weird old customs: Victorian trees with stuffed birds, Yule logs with superstitions, Santa as public disciplinarian, and towns that aired your year’s sins on a holiday stage. It’s absurd, a little dark, and deeply human. Between the laughs we pause for what matters: checking on neighbors, acknowledging loss, and choosing kindness when December feels heavier than it looks. We point you to our platforms and the site where you can drop us an anonymous message, then tease our season 2 finale where we tackle 1987–1989 with confidence and questionable accuracy.

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