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Welp, Jesus and Judas have brushed hands in the gravy bowl, and you know what that means. It's time to head out to the garden of Gethsemane and spend all night crying until our eyes bleed, and asking our dads why they hate us. Spoiler alert, they won't respond. We want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for taking the time to listen to us over the past four years. It meant the world to have something to say, and furthermore people who wanted to listen. We'll keep the episodes up so you can all listen back in perpetuity, and keep the e-mail and instagram open and stocked with memes for you heathens. In the meantime we're going to focus on being good humans, and taking care of each other the way Jesus asked us to. won't you join us, friEND?

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Well folks, another year has passed without a demon taking possession of either of our hosts, or if they are possessed, it's by a couple of really lazy demons that just want to stay lowkey, and do human stuff like record their podcast about how lame demons are. Maybe that's how they get you. Maybe that's how we'll get you. We will get you. Don't make us beg. We are many. We are legion. Won't you join us, friends?

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Did the Jesus of the Bible actually exist? Did anyone in the bible actually exist? Are there any people out there looking for Hobbit bones with the same intensity that the man who owns Hobby Lobby looks for Jesus trinkets? Hobbit Lobby would be such a better name, and a way cooler place to shop if you ask me. Acquire in the Shire. Shoppit with a Hobbit. Catch these savings before they're Gandalf. Save Mo' with Bilbo. Shop our Bilbogo sale and save 50% off! Won't you join us, friend?