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  • 300: We Both Got Gems

    300: We Both Got Gems
    2025/05/09
    Avon is mysteriously at CVS, Pat is having some scary stuff, we have matching jewels and need to stop speaking things into existence. Crystal has been sad, always get the money FIRST, ghosts are active and there’s a new true crime show to binge.

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    1 時間 24 分
  • 299: You're No Good

    299: You're No Good
    2025/05/01
    Pat had another dream about Crystal, shopping with Carolyn is always fun, the impending doom of having something to do and sometimes our bodies are against us. Do you believe in reincarnation? The only cool thing about a Tesla, no white shoes and an update on piss over ice.

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    1 時間 42 分
  • 298: Wiener Reset

    298: Wiener Reset
    2025/04/24
    Pat’s had a hard week, Mark is keeping secrets, doctors don’t know everything and we curl our twos. Elvis was carrying a child, chew your coconut oil, interesting medical devices and only fake moan for people you love.

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    1 時間 43 分
  • 297: I Know Better Than You

    297: I Know Better Than You
    2025/04/17
    Crystal has lips, Pata Fria had a lonely weekend, Tahoe was turnt and merch is on the way. Surgery is coming up, Pata Fria wants an old school, catch our live streams on Patreon and Elephants are really amazing.

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    1 時間 51 分
  • 296: Use It Or Lose It

    296: Use It Or Lose It
    2025/04/10
    The cats are in big trouble, Pata Fria is being humbled, Crystal made a medical device and all our kids are unique. Ghosts are acting up, our government is starting a lot of problems, men shouldn’t be gynecologists and don’t date violent people.

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    2 時間 17 分
  • 295: Never Knew A F*ck

    295: Never Knew A F*ck
    2025/04/04
    We’re redecorating the set, Crystal finally dissolved her lips, medication adjustments are still happening and influenza is around again. Crystal had a kind exchange, Pata Fria is planning a vacation, the raccoons are getting too comfortable and Jimbo will always do the most.

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    2 時間 12 分
  • 294: Vaginal Water Gun

    294: Vaginal Water Gun
    2025/03/27
    Abrupt weather changes are frustrating, Target is feeling the boycott, Aunt Flo is mean and we want Crystal back to herself. Sweet Potatoes are helping, new merch is available, some people can shoot water and don’t leave subs unattended!!

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    1 時間 44 分
  • 293: Where's My Provider Lesbian?

    293: Where's My Provider Lesbian?
    2025/03/20
    Itsnotreal is a terrorist state, Home Depot was not welcoming to Pat, don’t trust raggedy dentist offices and Crystal had a really close call. Going to sleep is embarrassing, sometimes you have to parent the parents, Crystal is in the Mandela effect and do not play about your credit.

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    1 時間 35 分