No term is more recognizable in Ufology than “The Greys,” and yes, I’m here to talk about them on yet another podcast—for the 13 millionth time. Lucky you! But instead of the typical dark, creepy and terrifying details, which don't worry, we'll still get into—I tried to bring some comedy to our ol' grey friends. Plot twist, they totally aren't our friends. Freakin' pricks.

If you know anything about the Greys, you know their sightings had been reported for years. And beyond their massive heads, enormous black eyes and general coldness—they also seemed intent on (allegedly) co-creating with humans. Bow chicka wow wow! Sorry. Turns out, this co-creation didn’t make “starseeds” (we’ll get into those next episode). Nope, it made hybrids. Part Grey alien, part human. DUN DUN DUN!

Is it true? Am I mentally unwell? I suppose those two things can, and probably do, co-exist. But regardless, the Greys are an arguably necessary, if not overdone, topic in the alien world, and chances are you’ve heard of them whether you’re into this stuff or not.

So let’s evaluate the Greys—who, for many years, were anything but conspicuous and definitely got people talking...especially after casually landing at an elementary school in South Africa and striking up a conversation with some students. No big deal.

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