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  • Episode 127: Muniz vs Malcolm
    2025/12/15

    In an all-new episode recorded at the bottom of a fish tank (the sound will be back to normal next time), we find out what’s new with Frankie Muniz. Plus there’s something about dementia medicine. And we kick Kevin Spacey some more. Plus, Matt lambasts American Beauty, defends Jane Wickline, and shares his favorite song of 2025

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    57 分
  • Episode 126: I baked you some cookies.
    2025/12/08

    Happy Holiguards! In the latest episode of Giant Electric Penguin, Matt is concerned for Kevin Spacey’s safety; Poppin’ Fresh is reprimanded for living his truth; and Dick Van Dyke apologies for neglecting his geriatric children. Plus, Frosty does quaaludes; Matt refuses to set foot in Dubai; and we get hyped to see what the Holiguards Saga popcorn bucket looks like.

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    1 時間 3 分
  • Episode 125: 85 Black Bears
    2025/12/01

    It’s Episode 125 time, babies, and that means Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon facts, Kim Kardashian’s brain scans and the return of a beloved GEP segment, LAST 5 MOVIES. Plus: Matt almost buys something, doesn’t buy it, and tells a ten minute story about almost but not buying it. Also: What’s stranger than STRANGER THINGS 5? How about your dog watching you use the toilet?

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    1 時間 1 分
  • Episode 124: The Giant Electric Portal of Force 1st Annual Cozy Black Friday Special!
    2025/11/28

    Spend the day after Thanksgiving with your old pal Matt on an all-new BONUS episode of Giant Electric Penguin. Featuring appearances from renowned film director and homeless pervert, Kevin Spacey, and Kumma, the sex-positive AI teddy bear who might burn your house down. Plus, we pay a visit to our dear friends Sonny and Grandma.

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    1 時間 9 分
  • Episode 123: Thanksgiving on Pervert Island
    2025/11/24

    EPSTEIN FILES! Now that I have your attention, it’s time for a BRAND-NEW episode of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN. In this one, Culture the Vulture gets caught with his pants down; Franklin Graham takes a peek at your permanent record; and Matt can’t remember the name of director Kevin Spacey’s NEW film no matter how hard he tries. Plus: Animal nudity! Horse steaks! Eric Roberts! Sauerkraut! Real-life BARBARIAN! All that and the GROSSEST FILM ON TUBI.

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    1 時間 1 分
  • Episode 122; Horses, Horses, Horses
    2025/11/17

    This week on Giant Electric Penguin… Afterlife correspondent, Bolton Curpo, gets bullied in Heaven; Alan Young spreads lies as thick as peanut butter; and Charlie Kirk’s horse heals a nation. Also: Is Matt’s dad fraternizing with the enemy? Plus: John Wayne Gacey! Donald Trump! And the Ghost of Mr. Ed!

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    59 分
  • Episode 121: Stinky & Alone
    2025/11/10

    It’s time for another one! In this episode, the Rizzler sets his sights on Hardee’s; a grown man refuses to wipe his butt; and Matt reviews every single Guillermo del Toro movie, but mostly just FRANKENSTEIN. Plus: A Skankin’ Pickle biopic? And: one final chance to enter our System of a Down contest… WE’VE GOT HINTS!

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    1 時間 5 分
  • Episode 120: Panic on Lizard Island!
    2025/11/03

    2025 marches ever onward with an ALL-NEW episode of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN! In this one, a vampire plays the ultimate prank on a tiny baby; a redditor bemoans the current state of trick-or-treating in America; and Matt wonders who to contact when directly confronted with day-drinking-inspired incest. Plus: AI continues its mission to kill all teenagers; an 80-year-old woman gets abandoned on Lizard Island; and Matt explains SCABSOAK.

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    1 時間 7 分