Let's be clear: Lori wants love in 1993, but she didn't say she wants it to be easy (which is why it's over before it's begun). Find out why Cash Cab is a true test of character. Lori goes on the wrong booze cruise, Kim nearly has a stroke, and Terri hard launches her new relationship—which, speaking of the 90s, is with a girl she went to high school with. True story. Welcome to Generation Artax.

SHOW NOTES

• Sometimes Kim likes the darkness
• Lori loves corned beef
• Teenage Lori wants love, but she also wants a challenge
• The Rules of Courtney Love, and the book The Rules
• Kim hates The Rules
• The 72-hour boyfriend
• Kim's favorite thing about humans
• Cash Cab and why it's Kim's example of the best of humanity
• Terri's improv journey
• The importance of play
• Terri hard launches her relationship with Kim's BFF fr HS
• UNRELATED: Did you ever think you were about to die?
• Terri legit almost dies from sepsis
• Lori and the booze cruise that wasn't at all a booze cruise
• Kim nearly has a stroke

We kick off this episode fresh from a colonoscopy! Then, travel back to the 90s when Terri leaves Kim old fashioned directions to the biggest party of the year, which include "turn left at the tree." Witness the dawn of the World Wide Web, Terri's awkward conversation with a boy she doesn't like, and a little body horror you definitely didn't ask for. Welcome to Generation Artax.

In this episode:

• Terri gets a colonoscopy right before taping
• Hemorrhoid talk and blood draws
• Life before GPS - turn at the tree (remember that tree?).
• Kim calls AAA and they legit send her a marked-up map
• Terri's internship consisted of doing an hours-long Google search
• Introducing…the World Wide Web
• Mind blown by moving images on the computer
• Terri has a relationship talk with a guy she's not in a relationship with
• Ongoing Heather saga
• Listening to Led Zeppelin may ruin your life
• People throw rocks at Kim's window
• Cigarettes smell like the 90s
• More Sex and the City talk
• Lori sleeps with the TV on
• UNRELATED: Procedures we loved
• Terri recommends endometrial ablation (and never have a period again)
• Kim recommends laser eye surgery (sheer magic)
• Lori recommends scalp pigmentation (Check out Scalp New England and tell Brian Lori sent you! bostonsmp.com)

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Our parents go on a two-week sojourn to Europe and all hell breaks loose: Kim absolutely did not throw a house party or lose her virginity in her childhood bedroom. Lori gains the upper hand with Sean. Terri folds under pressure and takes Kim down with her. It's all power shifts and wild betrayals on this episode of Generation Artax.

In this episode:

• We're dreaming of merch, but we don't have any yet
• Lori wants to broaden her horizons at a high school dance
• Lori maintains a good cover for the bitch within
• Our parents go on a two week sojourn (and yes Lori used those words)
• Lori is ride or die for Kim, and Terri flips on a dime
• Nest cameras have made house parties obsolete
• Kim loses her virginity in her childhood bedroom
• Take the bus — or get thrown under it
• Wild betrayal at the dinner table
• Terri waxes poetic and also has a weird crush on Billy Squier
• How much do we love going to bed? Let me count the ways.
• Unrelated: Things we never thought we'd love: shoveling snow. Peloton. Going to bed at 7pm
• Also will someone please explain blue cheese

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