Alas, dear listeners, we have finally arrived! What a riotous, ruthless, and positively Rhody journey it's been.

Jake returns concussed and fabulous this week to discuss part 2 of the RHORI season 1 reunion. We offer our financial advisory services to Pizza Mamma, provide Kelsey with some much-needed constructive criticism, and do our damndest to untangle the knotted web these Pontarellis weave.

ALSO we recorded this ep before news of Liz leaving season 2 broke, so please don't give us guff about not mentioning it! We, like you, are wailing with grief, beating our chests, rending our garments, etc.

The season may be over, but FEAR NOT — the gays would never leave your phone, we're trapped in here! We will be BACK during the break with some monthly deep dives and other treats and tidbits, so please continue to call in: 401-237-2829

Love ya!

The RHORI girls are reunited at last — and, thanks to a pride-related freak accident, the gays in your phone are having a little reunion of our own!

Seven beautiful blue-clad women and one gay guy enter the arena...who will leave victorious?? We talk about Kelsey's summary execution, the Kabbalistic demon possessing Rulla, and Jo-Ellen and Liz's roles as opposing cosmic forces that keep the entire universe in balance.

As we near the end of this beautiful journey together, we IMPLORE you to please call in with your thoughts on the season, general rhode island trivia, or unhinged conspiracy theories at 401-237-2829

<3 -your gays

Finally, just what RHORI needed-- a little taste of the Caribbean! This week we watched the Real Housewives of Rhode Island venture out to Block Island for this season's big finale.

This week's pod has been deemed one of our best by hubby, and we have to agree. We debate how fake Liz + Jo-Ellen's make-up-session was. We read Brian Pontarelli down. We find that the arc of RHORI's season 1 is long, but it bends towards Jo-Ellen. Stay tuned to the end of the ep for a call that has us debating: why didn't Ashley I sit with Jared on their flight to Atlanta?

As always, please call in to our tipline with RHORI tea, gossip, and commentary! 401-237-2829