This episode was supposed to be all about Assassin’s Creed Shadows—you know, stealth kills, Yasuke, katanas, the usual assassin goodness. But then Schedule 1 came crashing into my life like a kilo of coke through a windshield, and suddenly I’m running a full-blown narcotics empire from a dingy motel room, questioning my morals and beating lazy staff into a lake. It’s that kind of week.

Before diving into the madness of Schedule 1, I catch you up on this month’s gaming chaos:

• Bethesda surprise-dropped the Oblivion Remaster in Unreal Engine 5, and it’s gloriously buggy, beautiful, and nostalgia-fueled.
• NVIDIA graphics cards are literally catching fire, and I’ve got thoughts (and burns) about what’s going on with their latest driver disasters.
• DOOM: The Dark Ages is taking us medieval with maces, flaming shields, and heavy lore—because who needs modern guns when you’ve got rage and chainmail?
• The Nintendo Switch 2 is real, expensive, and coming soon (probably), with pre-orders leaking via Walmart.
• Cyberpunk 2077 running on handheld hardware? Yep—confirmed for Switch 2, thanks to DLSS magic.

Then it's time for the main event: Schedule 1—a hilariously twisted drug empire sim that’s part cozy tycoon, part Breaking Bad fever dream. From growing weed and crafting custom narcotics with names like “OG Slime,” to unlocking meth labs, cocaine networks, and dealer management, the game lets you build your empire with zero shame and full satire. You’ll feel bad... until the money rolls in.

It’s unfiltered, addictive, ridiculous—and I’m 100% here for it.

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Welcome back, everyone! It’s been a while, but we’re back with a vengeance. There haven’t been many great games lately, but two big ones just dropped – Sniper Elite Resistance and Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. One of them is worth every second, and the other… well, you’ll see.

Gaming News Rundown

🔹 GTA VI on PC? – Take-Two is back at it, dodging questions like a trained spy agency. Will GTA VI come to PC? Probably, but they won’t say when. Get ready for another year-long wait while console players sit back with their popcorn.

🔹 Roblox’s Growing Pains – The digital babysitter for kids is tightening security (finally). Great news for parents, but bad news for Roblox, which now has to deal with an SEC investigation. Because of course, they do.

🔹 Nintendo Switch 2 Tease – Nintendo continues to keep pricing under wraps like it’s the Krabby Patty formula. Scalpers are sharpening their knives, and gamers are preparing for pre-order chaos.

🔹 RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic on Switch – Time to charge $20 for bathroom access and send guests flying! The nostalgia trip continues as this classic gets a physical release.

🔹 PSN Outage Drama – Sony’s servers went down, and everyone had 2011 flashbacks. Sony’s response? “Nothing to see here.” But do we buy it? Nope.

Main Reviews

🎯 Sniper Elite Resistance – How to Ruin a Franchise

Sniper Elite has officially shit the bed.

• Recycled maps (seriously, they copy-pasted missions from Sniper Elite 4).

• A.I. dumber than a sack of bricks—you can dance in front of them, and they still won’t notice.

• Gunplay is somehow both janky and boring.

• Movement is laughable—why is our sniper climbing vines like Lara Croft?

• Voice acting? Oh wait, there is none. Just awkward grunting.

• The pacing is so bad, you’ll be struggling to stay awake.

Verdict? This is a masterclass in failure. Save yourself the pain and replay Sniper Elite 4 instead.

⚔️ Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 – A Brutal, Hilarious Masterpiece

Now THIS is how you make an RPG.

• You start as a noble knight… but within an hour, you’re naked, humiliated, and thrown into medieval chaos.

• The game pulls zero punches—you will die. A lot.

• Freedom to be a complete bastard—murder, robbery, and feeding a man’s dog back to him? Sure.

• NPCs actually react—walk into town covered in blood, and you’ll be treated like the psychopath you are.

• The world is immersive, and every choice matters.

• Gambling is addictive, and the economy is brutal—money is hard-earned.

• Combat is unforgiving but rewarding—no button-mashing here, just pure medieval swordplay.

Verdict? Kingdom Come 2 is an absolute gem and a strong contender for Game of the Year.

Final Thoughts

• Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is a must-play.

• Sniper Elite Resistance should have never been released.

• GTA VI PC gamers… we suffer once again.

• Nintendo Switch 2—just tell us the damn price already!

That’s it for this week! What are your thoughts? Let me kno

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Episode Description:
Happy New Year! 2025 is here, and wow, has it come in swinging. This week, I kick things off with a chaotic update on how my dog almost broke me (financially and emotionally), before diving into the wild world of gaming. From wildfires disrupting major game studios to Ubisoft delaying Assassin's Creed Shadows again (shocker), Nvidia's mind-blowing RTX 50-series GPUs, and a delightfully twisted game called Liar's Bar—we’ve got a lot to unpack. Buckle up—it’s going to be a ride!

Episode Breakdown:

Intro – Happy New Year... Kinda

• A chaotic start to 2025: My dog’s near-death experience and emergency surgery.
• Welcome to Gamer Chronicles: The podcast where pixels tell stories and gamers become legends.

LA Wildfires Disrupt the Gaming Industry

• Wildfires force Riot Games and others to adapt.
• The human and industry impact of the devastation.
• Riot and Activision’s responses—one sincere, one... well, it’s Activision.

Assassin's Creed Shadows Delayed Again

• Ubisoft announces a second delay, pushing the release to March 20, 2025.
• My unfiltered thoughts on delays, excuses, and Ubisoft’s recent struggles.

Nvidia’s RTX 50-Series GPUs: Overpowered and Overpriced?

• Breaking down the 5090, 5080, 5070 Ti, and 5070 cards.
• DLSS 4: A game-changer or just another caveat?
• Who should upgrade and who should wait.

Liar’s Bar: A Twisted Game of Bluffs and Bullets

• A game of nerve, strategy, and paranoia that might just ruin friendships.
• Gameplay breakdown: Russian roulette with anthropomorphic animals.
• Why this dark, repugnant game is oddly addictive.

Links and Mentions:

• Liar’s Bar on Steam: Early Access
• Nvidia’s RTX 50-Series Announcement: Full Specs

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