Yes, the lads are back — like a bad disease — the kind that laughs at antibiotics and thrives on cheap lager. They’ve rolled in with the confidence of men who haven’t done a load of laundry since 2009 and think “meal prep” means buying two pies instead of one.

Meanwhile, the kids are back at school, which means your house has instantly transformed into a biological weapons lab. They’ve been back for one day and already brought home:

• A cough that sounds Victorian
• A mystery slime
• And a note from the teacher that says “Please stop sending yoghurt without a lid”

And today, because we’re intellectuals, we’re unpacking the world’s diseases — not scientifically, obviously, because the closest we’ve come to medical training is Googling “Is it normal to sneeze this loud”.

Then we’re diving into the world’s greatest game shows, the ones that remind you that no matter how messy your life is, at least you didn’t lose $100,000 because you couldn’t spell “BANANA”.

We’ve got:

• The Chase, where a man named “The Beast” ruins dreams for sport
• Family Feud, where families discover they actually hate each other
• Deal or No Deal, the show that proves humans cannot be trusted with briefcases

So buckle up, grab a coffee, or whatever keeps your soul attached to your body.

The lads are back, the kids are contagious, the world is weird, and this… is your weekly dose of nonsense.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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