Bonjour Babies!

I missed ya SO much.

It's been a minute, so I go extra long with this one...that's what he said! Seriously tho-I am covering the last month soit's chock full o' fun rainbows, smoke shows and even some sex!! From Mermaids and May the 4th Be with You-this episode brings us back together with silly stories and of course a lil bit o loves.

Lemme know how ya been

xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!

It's been a minute since we've caught up, so here's a lil longer episode breaking down the breakdown that was my trip to Arizona. We all just keep learnin, boners.

Thanks for being with me

Loves u xo Jess

Bonjour Boners!

And SO many boners over Spring Break...or should I say OUTBREAK?! Oy. NGL...I get riled up. Our rappers rapped about wrapping it up....Parental Decoratations Anyone? I really wanna know. Flood waters. Tropic Thunder and more.

Enjoy & Share

thanks!

Jess

Bonjour Boners and welcome to another silly ass storytelling show from me your pal Jess Wood! This week I'm coming in hot with Joe Dirt references and a whole lotta fire from the week! Mind Body Spirit or the 3 Witches? Punk Rock Reading Rainbow and some ART SAVES type shit? Hells ye.

Share with your pals...I kow they need the laughs

xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!

Fun show this week. I start off tellin ya all about my whoops moment from last week, when I thought my camera was off... Laughs on Beaver street, Police Knockings, and more silly to get you gigglin

Love when ya share me

xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!

Another cra cra wee wee fo sho.

I'm back from my sold out album recording and whatta story that is!! Also...the MTA dude who was stupid can suck it. Plus? More silly shi and party and bullshit.

Share with your friends why dontchya ?

tanx

Loves xo Jess

Bonjour Boners!

What a week...from mighty blizzards to drunky mcwhite lady it's all been quite an adventure. Come with me to the boogie down Bronx , the Lower East Side and Chinatown NYC and lets practice loving each other.

xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!

Another crazy ass week...thank Goddess I have some fun stories for ya: Melrose Ave & LA Gangs, Olympic Condom Usage, Valentines Day Subway Wisdom and more.

Hoping this brings you some giggles in all this madness

xoxox Jess