Call of Cthulhu – Three Go Mad (and probably die) In Egypt (ONE-SHOT)

In this special one-shot of Call of Cthulhu, Mark takes the Keeper’s chair to lead Justin, Ross, and Jo into the sands of 1924 Egypt. An ancient tomb hides secrets and treasure beyond imagination—but also something far more deadly. Ross attempts to ignite the mummy’s groin, Jo clings to her candle for dear life, and Justin takes immersion to new heights with a loincloth made of beef jerky. Will they escape with riches and sanity intact, or will they become just another layer of dust in the tomb?

D&D 5e: “Twin Tweaks” Part 2 (ONE SHOT)

The quest for the Heart Stone takes a deadly turn. What looks like a treasure chest reveals itself as a ravenous mimic, forcing the adventurers into a desperate fight. Two hulking bugbears stand in their way, but worse still — the Heart Stone is guarded by an ancient undead warrior and a sorcerous ogre whose magic threatens to overwhelm the party. Will they escape the cave alive, and can Darvin’s stone-bound dog Fagina be saved?

D&D 5e: “Twin Tweaks” Part 1 (ONE SHOT)

Brad leads Sam, Ash, and Justin into the depths of a strange cave with their junky guides, Rashy and Smashy. Their quest: recover the fabled Heart Stone, said to cure petrification, and restore Darvin’s beloved dog, Fagina — named after his late wife — who now stands frozen in stone thanks to a Gorgon’s curse. Along the way, they stumble upon mind-warping blue fungus that throws the party into chaos, before clashing with a band of goblins who have no idea what’s about to hit them.

One Ring: S1, Ep6 “Shaved Beavers”

The Fellowship Phase begins! Mark guides Jo, Sam, Ross, and Justin through their very first downtime in Middle-earth. On the road to Bree, Jo takes charge of the company’s direction, Justin lifts spirits with a heartfelt travelling song, Sam scours the wilds for much-needed snacks, and Ross reforges his broken spear into a perilous dagger. Along the way, the party stumble into an unexpectedly deep discussion on the finer points of shaved beavers.

One Ring: S1, Ep5 “The Red-Eyed Ruckus” Part 2

The community service continues… poorly.

Fleeing a red-eyed beast across the Brandywine, our heroes brave the Bucklebury Ferry with all the grace of a sack of wet turnips. From there it’s on to Crickhollow and into the Old Forest, where not one but two of the creatures make their presence felt.

Thankfully, a certain yellow-booted woodland weirdo has a solution: singing.

Along the way, Justin collides testicles-first with fate, Jo earns a wound, Sam investigates shrubbery, and Ross names some enchanted murder-dogs.

One Ring: S1, Ep4 “The Red-Eyed Ruckus” Part 1

The gang’s back—and this time, they’re behind bars. After one too many shenanigans around the Shire, our four hobbits find themselves starting their adventure in a jail cell. But salvation comes in the form of community service from the Mayor himself. Their mission? Deliver a letter to Farmer Maggot.

What follows is a wholesome(ish) jaunt through the countryside featuring second-hand bicycles, a mysterious elf, and are unnecessarily generous number to squirrels.

Mark helms the madness as Lore-master, with Justin, Ross, Sam, and Jo causing the usual trouble in part one of this two-part adventure.

One Ring: S1, Ep3 “The Firework Fiasco”

In this One Ring episode, Mark leads Justin, Sam, Ross and Jo on a chaotic adventure through the Shire in search of Bilbo’s lost fireworks. There are jacket potatoes, a dangerous amount of cheese, and a surprising romantic development for Lobelia. Paladin misplaces—and rediscovers—his todger, and the group ends the day with their very first orc kill. Glorious.

One Ring: S1, Ep2 “The Hunt For Bullroarer’s Club”

The Shire is full of secrets, and this time the G.I.A. are after a legendary relic! Lore Master Mark leads Justin, Ross, and Jo as they reprise their hobbit hijinks on a quest for the Bullroarer’s club. Expect hearty dinners, a flatulent rock troll with poor hygiene, and a mysterious search for a missing girl in the woods. Grab your walking sticks and your second breakfast—things are about to get wonderfully weird.