Pirate Borg: S1, Ep8 “Ship Happens: The Ghostening”

In this episode of Pirate Borg, the crew finally put their explosive plan into action and assault the British fort at St. Augustine—only to watch their beloved vessel, The Sea Fox 2, get completely obliterated. But thanks to some timely tentacled intervention, the ship is reborn… as a haunted ghost ship! Now riding the seas in spectral style, the crew sets sail for the Florida Keys. But when Captain Jiminy receives a mysterious letter from an old flame and the party is captured by the notorious Captain Sponge, things go from bad to brined. Can they escape before they’re auctioned off like yesterday’s sea bass?

Pirate Borg: S1, Ep7 “Cthu-Loot and Consequences”

In need of repairs and rum, the crew limps to a forgotten speck on the map—an island littered with bones and secrets best left buried. There they meet a blind, naked prophet with warnings on his lips and madness in his absent eyes. A statue of great and terrible power falls into Kate’s hands, granting her dark gifts and darker intentions. With their ship patched and their bloodlust unquenched, the crew boards another vessel and serves up a helping of sea tapas. Captain Jiminy whispers more truths from his jar of blubber, and a bold new plan takes shape: the fall of the British fort at St. Augustine.

Pirate Borg: S1, Ep6 “The Ross Session”

The cannon smoke clears as the Battle of Belize reaches its explosive finale. The crew face impossible odds—outnumbered, outgunned, and on the brink of ruin. Will they cut their losses and flee… or stand their ground and fight to the bloody end? Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected ally returns from the deep to turn the tide. Steel your nerves—this one’s all teeth and powder.

One Ring – The Red-Eyed Ruckus Part 2 (ONE-SHOT)

The community service continues… poorly.

Fleeing a red-eyed beast across the Brandywine, our heroes brave the Bucklebury Ferry with all the grace of a sack of wet turnips. From there it’s on to Crickhollow and into the Old Forest, where not one but two of the creatures make their presence felt.

Thankfully, a certain yellow-booted woodland weirdo has a solution: singing.

Along the way, Justin collides testicles-first with fate, Jo earns a wound, Sam investigates shrubbery, and Ross names some enchanted murder-dogs.

One Ring – The Red-Eyed Ruckus Part 1 (ONE-SHOT)

The gang’s back—and this time, they’re behind bars. After one too many shenanigans around the Shire, our four hobbits find themselves starting their adventure in a jail cell. But salvation comes in the form of community service from the Mayor himself. Their mission? Deliver a letter to Farmer Maggot.

What follows is a wholesome(ish) jaunt through the countryside featuring second-hand bicycles, a mysterious elf, and are unnecessarily generous number to squirrels.

Mark helms the madness as Lore-master, with Justin, Ross, Sam, and Jo causing the usual trouble in part one of this two-part adventure.

D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 3 (ONE SHOT)

In the thrilling conclusion, the party solves the goblin riddle and confronts the powerful Blackthorn Witch. Dan finally hits something. Justin loses his gnome over the neighbour’s fence. Ash heroically rescues the missing maidens. Victory tastes sweeter when it’s undeserved.

D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 2 (ONE SHOT)

The combat continues in the crumbling ruins. Dan fails to open a chest. Justin swings a goblin on a rope. And Ash closes a door. Oh, and the gang get given a goblin riddle to solve. Just another day for the Guild of Inept Adventurers.

D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 1 (ONE SHOT)

Brad takes the reins as DM while Justin, Dan, and Ash bumble their way through the town of Monpoint, where three daughters—future heirs to a powerful matriarchal line—have mysteriously vanished. The G.I.A. leaps into action: Justin yanks off a goblin (for reasons unknown), Ash ties a knot with surprising skill, and Dan heroically fails to hit a single thing.

A ruined castle, a magical villain, and a handful of very confused goblins stand between them and success—or at least survival.