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This Friday, we’re getting a little… hairy. Yep, we’re talking pubic hair — and before you reach for the wax pot, let’s appreciate this fabulous fluff for what it really does.

Function 1: Protection, darling! Think of it as a soft security guard for your vagina — keeping friction, bacteria, and irritation at bay.

Function 2: Nature’s reproductive billboard — the body’s old-school way of saying “Welcome to womanhood!” (though honestly, that message can politely F-off).

Function 3: The pheromone carpet theory — that it traps those sexy scent molecules that may just lead your mate straight to the promised land. (Purely theoretical… but we’ll take it.)

So next time you pick up the razor, maybe think twice… unless you’re deep in perimenopause — then by all means, shave away, sisters.

Whether you embrace it, ignore it, or shape it into a lightning bolt — do what tickles your fancy.

And remember, ladies… water those lady gardens (or hedges) — they deserve it.

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