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Back back back again with another episode of flops from the week <3

Tune in for:

• How they're trying to keep kids off their damn phones
• Movie Marketing with treadmills and Janelle Monae
• Vatican pop concert with Teddy Swims and, of course, another B+ from John Legend + a drone display that made us go "why is that low key slaying?"
• Lady Gaga making music for people who watch TV on the phone
• FLOP TREND WATCH: Dark showers OR AUFGUSS/Competitive Sauna

HOT FLOPIC: THE EMMYS!!!

• So Nate Bargatze didn't really tell any jokes
• Stop trying to make Charlie Hunnam happen
• Lorne Michaels retire bitch
• The Bear was shut out and the actors bailed
• Some lovely underdogs won, only to be overshadowed by Nate's whole host thing

Local Flops

CA - Christina Aguilera x Grindr

PHL - And what IS anxiety-free improv?

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Hi Flops,

New episode NEW FLOPS! This week we're talking about:

• that Donald Trump/Epstein letter
• Fourth Harmony's newest merch drop
• what it means that Laverne Cox will be in a Jonas Brothers movie
• Wuthering Heights x Charli XCX
• Are single straight men worse than ever?

HOT FLOPIC: what happened on the Doritos stage at the VMAs, which aired on CBS sort of via Paramount Plus Premium we think!

• The VMAs
• What are they now?

Local Flops

LA - Justin x Jonas Brothers

PHL - Phillies Karen getting doxed too much

Xoxo,

Justin, Cassandra, and David

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Hi Floptarts,

Finally back to weekly episodes!

Flops this week include:

Quick Flops

• P!nk contracting e. coli on vacation
• Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun dating
• Burning Man Orgy Dome Destroyed, Baby Born, Man Murdered
• Jonas Brothers' Washed Tour
• Crumbl CEO being "outed"
  • by a guy from "Finding Prince Charming"
  • and also "A Twink and a Redhead"
• Wizard of OZ produced by Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton

Floposcope

• Bradley Cooper's directorial debut with "Is This Thing On"?

Hot Flopic: The Internet thinking Trump died this week

Trump Viral Death Hoax Labor Day Weekend Explained

• And what is the Pentagon Pizza Index? Which fueled the conspiracy theory
• And did the Pentagon Pizza Index predict an attack on Iran?

Local Flops

LA - West Hollywood Patreon-esque Start Up that is worse

PHL - Basically SEPTA cuts were implemented for three weeks and are now being restored (thank GOD but why did they need to get cut in the FIRST PLACE) and this whole thing has been SO FLOPPY

Thanks for flopping with us,

Justin, Cassandra & Producer David

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We're back for another week of flopcore and, in case you're wondering, YES we DID record this analysis of The Life of a Showgirl announcement HOURS before Taylor got engaged but we ARE catching up on culture and YOU will live! More on all the rest of that later...

Quick flops discussed:

• Fight Song (Rachel's Version)
• The Power of "Yet"
• Snoop Dogg is scared to talk to his grandson about lesbians
• Betty Who vs. Lesbianism
• Cracker Barrel ~rebranded~ (and then UN-rebranded since recording this episode)
• Kumail Nanjiani doesn't know what to do with his life post-Eternals flop

Hot Flopic: The Life of a Showgirl Announced on a Podcast

• Here is the New Heights podcast link
• And here is a Vulture recap for those of you who will never watch it
• Matt Rogers Lover tracklist

Local Flops

• LA - Dueling Trader Joeses
• PHL - JD Vance protest mural

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Hi Flop Tarts,

Floppy Floppington called and BOY did he deliver!

This week we're talking about:

• Cassandra wanting to know: what IS K Pop Demon Hunters?
• Why can't Justin remember Hulk Hogan is dead?

Plus:

• Sydney Sweeney confirmed Republican and then Tr*mp's deranged Truth Social post about it
  • Jaguar ad that threw conservative outlets into "woke" hysteria
  • Bud Light ad w/ Dylan Mulvaney discourse (from literal 2023)
• Marriage Story audio played to scare & upset wolves
• the world's OLDEST baby
• SKIMS chinstrap now for sale but also already sold out
• And Just Like That has been CANCELLED

Floppy Justins

• Timberlake has LYME!
• And Trudeau (you know him from the year 2016) is dating Katy Perry now!

Local Flops

• LA - why is the In N Out heiress moving out of California?
• PHL - we're hosting the first BALDFEST

xoxo,

Cassandra, Justin, & David

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We're so so deeply back again this week!! Tune in and hear what's flopping this week, diva! Including (but not limited to):

• A Labubu Left on Karl Marx's Grave
• Vatican taps hot priests & fuckable friars for Catholic recruitment
• Pedro Pascal "allegations"
• Avatar 3: Fire & Ash Trailer reaction and the reaction is "oh god this is really happening"
• Pics from the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 (is fashion happening?)
  • Plus the fake set photos that are circulating (Lady Gaga is NOT in it)
• And celebrity product corner! Featuring:
  • Sydney Sweeney's eugenics jeans (Vulture) and then Salon's take
  • Harry Styles' sex toy line
  • Charli XCX's 2025 brat converse collab

Local Flops

LA - This link is about Miami, but these cryptic "New Theranos" billboards have made it to LA

PHL - rejected license plates in PA include nine different spellings of HAWK TUAH god help us

Xoxoxo

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Hi Flop Tarts,

Summer might be in full swing but the flops never stop and honey the heat is making EVERYTHING floppier!

This week, we're dissecting these hot summer flops:

• JLo launching Leo season by releasing a song called "Birthday" on her Birthday
• Anna Camp SNUBBED (according to Anna Camp)
• John Malkovich chopped from Fantastic 4
• Obama is producing a Larry David sketch show for some reason, also the Obamas are trying to act married again
• "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" cancelled, sort of, for now, and it's politically questionable!
• Astronomer CEO caught canoodling at the Coldplay Concert, plus fake apology goes viral

Local Flops

LA - Carly Rae Jepsen plays tiny venue in LA for Emotion 10th Anniversary concert, throws gay guys everywhere into an insane bidding war for tickets

PHL - Why are all of Philadelphia's billboards about personal injury lawyers? And while we're at it, how come all the bus ads are for personal injury lawyers now, too?

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