In this episode of Awkward Etiquette: Old Money & New Manners, Auntie Kiki dives deep into the fascinating sociology of boating and yachting. From the quiet elegance of old money sloops and classic Rivas to the loud, party-centric energy of new money mega yachts and pontoons, boats are the ultimate floating status symbol. We cover the unwritten rules of yacht etiquette—what to wear, how to behave on board, and the social climber faux pas you absolutely must avoid. Plus, learn the history of iconic vessels, the psychology behind boat names, and practical tips for renting yachts or capturing timeless nautical style and home decor on a budget.

Episode Highlights:

• [00:00] The Slim Aarons Standard: A look at the iconic 1983 photograph of Tullio Abbate and what it teaches us about effortless, unselfconscious luxury.
• [04:15] Old Money vs. New Money Boats: The cultural differences between understated family sloops, classic wooden Rivas, and loud, performative party boats.
• [09:30] Crucial Boating Etiquette: How to be the perfect boat guest. Rules on boarding, removing shoes, avoiding vanity, respecting the captain, and why you should never critique a docking maneuver.
• [17:45] The Social Climber on Board: Cautionary tales of bad behavior at sea, the danger of over-accessorizing, and tone-deaf hostess gifts.
• [21:10] Iconic Historical Yachts: From the Mayflower and the Titanic to Aristotle Onassis's Christina O and JFK's Honey Fitz.
• [28:00] The Psychology of Boat Names: What your boat's name says about your lineage, aspirations, or desire for attention.
• [32:30] The Yacht Rental Lifestyle: The pros and cons of chartering a yacht, why fraction ownership is a trap, and how to enjoy a boat day without the financial burden.
• [36:00] Accessible Nautical Style: How to incorporate maritime elegance into your wardrobe and home decor without looking like a coastal cliché.

Mentioned in this Episode:

• Sponsor: Midnight Blue by Kiki Astor – A thrilling tale of old money perfume dynasties and ancient curses. Available on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and audiobook).
• Photography: Slim Aarons (Tullio Abbate 1983; Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc 1969).
• Book: Low Season in Saint-Tropez by Kiki Astor.

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