Crisps on a microphone shouldn't lead to a serious conversation about education. And, to be fair, it doesn't. Instead, it leads to a deep dive into the world of crisps, followed closely by Ben trying to recreate James' morning routine as though it were a gritty Sunday night TV drama.

Once we've finished auditioning actors for this dark, brooding biopic, we drift into the rest of the domestic chaos: reluctant wake-ups, hair dramas, and a child who currently insists on wearing a rotating collection of animal ears wherever they go. Along the way, we debate whether adults need to "perform" for children, what a proper homecoming from work actually looks like, and why Friday night pizza is less of a treat than a survival strategy.

Eventually, we remember this is supposed to be an education podcast.

This week's victim is a list of advice on helping pupils move from Year 6 to Year 7. On paper, it promises practical guidance. In reality, it's another collection of educational clichés, obvious observations, and suggestions that sound far more impressive than they are useful.

We pick apart the recommendations, wonder how five pieces of advice can contradict each other so spectacularly, and lament missing the webinar that promised to use the power of celebrity to help Year 6 pupils settle into secondary school.

If you've ever read an education article and wondered whether the author has actually met a Year 7—or if you just want to hear the pitch for James' upcoming television debut—this one's for you.

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