Happy back-to-school days! The guys revisit their traditional school adventure and discover THIS MIGHT BE THE FINAL READ! What gory ghouly horrors lie in store? Will they actually complete the book? We shall see!

Also, Matt challenges Chris round two of the User-generated Wham Bam Anagram: Author Edition quiz (thanks, Daniel!), Chris reviews cozy socks, and always remember—it's not your job to Frankenstein the world!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt gets a real blast from the past, Chris gets to—hold on to your hats—TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, someone finds a whole new story path, and someone else biffs it! But who does what, you ask? It's more complicated than you can possibly imagine!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Wham Bam Anagram (thanks, Daniel!), Matt popcorns out a trio of shorty segments (What's That Thing That Mom is Holding and Waving Around! Anecdoting! I Saw It on the Internet!), and who could forget beloved authors Neil C. Fromgrify, Allen Woidry, Sassnaur Dunes, Dr. Chief Bradlith Rig, Ken Glutchic and Bill C. Macy?!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

This week, Matt gets an ending so forgettable he has no idea if it's even new, Chris learns a new word in an alien language, and uh oh here comes star gas!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Unstranslate This For Me Please Quiz, Chris shows off What's All the Things Behind the Scenes with a deep dive into his soundboard set up, and who doesn't love a story ending on a maybe?!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Watch the YouTubes!

Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

We’re on Stitcher, Too

There’s a Subreddit!

Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire