🎬 Khosla Ka Ghosla: Land Scams, Family Feuds, and the Art of Fighting Fire with Crime 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we're talking about Khosla Ka Ghosla (2006), where a middle-class Delhi family decides the best way to fight a ruthless land mafia is to basically become criminals themselves.

Join us as we break down:

• How a simple land deal spirals into a full-blown heist that gets increasingly unhinged
• The surprisingly "wholesome" villains and the moral gymnastics required to justify perpetuating crimes to get by
• Cherry's identity crisis (or is it just rejecting his dad?) and the eternal NRI debate: Dubai dreams vs. family ties
• Adam's socio-economic deep dive comparing corrupt officials to the IMF, plus his bartending wisdom on proper whiskey pouring
• The literal song lyrics that describe everyone's relationships, because subtlety is overrated

Whether it's Nicky's initial murder mystery confusion, Khilli's observations on Indian authenticity, or the hosts' passionate debates about what it means to be in your mid-30s, we're decoding it all with irreverence, honesty, and way too many tangents.

🎬 Patalkar (2003): Where a Ghost Scientist, an Alien, and a Theater Troupe Walk into a Movie… and No One Knows Why 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re talking about the Bengali fever dream The Underground Chamber, a film so chaotic it made our hosts question reality, bedtime, and Khilli’s entire childhood.

Join us as we break down:

• Why this movie is like “a book with too many plotlines”—and why none of them make sense
• The ghost scientist, the disappearing alien gun, and the racist caricatures that feel like they’re from another planet (yes, really)
• Why Winnie couldn’t finish it, Nicky couldn’t stay awake, and Khilli still insists it’s “a breeze of fresh air”

Whether it’s racist caricatures, zero women, or special effects that look like they were made in a basement, we’re decoding it all with irreverence, exhaustion, and way too many tangents.

🎬 Seeta and Geeta (1972): The Bollywood twin-swap that took over Russia 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re talking about Seeta and Geeta (1972), where a woman gives birth to twins and somehow misses the second one sliding out—because, you know, logic.

Join us as we break down:

・ Why you should “be like Geeta, don’t be like Seeta”—unless you enjoy getting walked over

・ The aunt who’s “one of the most evil people we’ve ever seen” (seriously, she makes Disney villains look soft)

・ How this class-war, gypsy-punching masterpiece became a Soviet sensation

・ The moment we realized “women will give up their entire lives for one dude if they like how he looks”

Whether it’s Hema Malini slapping her way through high society or the confusing bedroom farce that had us all sighing, we’re decoding it all with irreverence, honesty, and way too many tangents.

🎬 Stoners, Zombies, and Goa Nights: Go Goa Gone (2013) 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re talking about Go Goa Gone (2013), India’s first zombie comedy that throws three stoner friends into a nightmare full of full moon parties, shady Russians, and way too many questionable pills.

Join us as we break down:

・ How Hardik and Luv are basically walking punchlines—“Like Hard Dick has a hard dick the entire movie and it’s just horny” as Adam put it

・ Why Winnie swears this is “Harold & Kumar meets Zombieland,” while Adam insists it’s “Workaholics meets Dead Island”

・ Nicky’s observation that every time Luna shows up, “she’s always taking her shirt off,” only for Khilli to remind us she also kills zombies

・ The surprisingly Western feel: weed, bikinis, swearing, and Bollywood testing how far they could push the censor board

Whether it’s Khilli pointing out how over-explained Indian films can be, Adam defending stoner comedies as moral lessons about “growing up,” or Winnie comparing it to Delhi Belly’s chaotic humor, we’re decoding it all with irreverence, honesty, and way too many tangents.

🎬 Tiffin Boxes, Trauma, and That Ending?! Stanley Ka Dabba (2011) 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re unpacking Stanley Ka Dabba (2011), a deceptively sweet film about a schoolboy with no lunchbox—and no parents, apparently!—that left us laughing, crying, and deeply suspicious of teachers with food envy.

Join us as we break down:

・ Why this film is “cute with an asterisk,” and how that ending hit us like a truck

・ The magic of child acting when it’s not over-directed (and when it definitely is)

・ “The menacing energy of adults who bring nothing and eat everything”

・ A nostalgic tangent about Lunchables, aka the peak of culinary elegance in childhood

Whether it’s the innocence of friendship or the underlying gut-punch of class and neglect, we’re decoding Stanley Ka Dabba with irreverence, heart, and a whole lot of snack-based trauma.

🍱 Warning: By the end of this episode, you might feel emotionally manipulated and hungry.

🐒 Borders, Bollywood, and a Chicken Dance in Bajrangi Bhaijaan! 🐔

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we tackle the heart-tugging, occasionally ridiculous journey of Bajrangi Bhaijaan—Salman Khan’s 2015 crowd-pleaser about a sweet, slightly dim devotee who will stop at nothing (including crossing international borders the most inconvenient way possible) to get a lost, mute Pakistani girl back home.

We cover:

・ Why this might be Bollywood’s last big “India-Pakistan friendship” film—and how it somehow won over audiences on both sides.

・ The wild tonal shifts from brothel escapes to slapstick border smuggling.

・ How a chicken-themed musical number became a plot point (yes, really).

・ The film’s surprisingly balanced portrayal of Pakistani characters—plus a side of political and caste commentary you didn’t see coming.

・ Our very mixed feelings on the “hero who is honest to a fault” trope.

From viral meme cameos to Lion King–style reunions, Bajrangi Bhaijaan gives us plenty to laugh about, argue over, and—yes—tear up at. Grab your popcorn (and maybe some tissues), and join us for a fun, irreverent, and occasionally spicy breakdown of this cross-border blockbuster.

🎬 Poverty, Pickpockets & Pure Heartache in Salaam Bombay! 🎬

Watch the Mira Nair Interview here.

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we dive head-first into Zohan Mamdani's mom, Mira Nair’s 1988 classic Salaam Bombay!—the raw, Oscar-nominated drama that put Mumbai’s street kids on the global map.

Join us as we chat about:

・ How Nair balances gut-punch realism with genuine empathy—no Bollywood sugar-coating here.

・ The cast of real street children and the wild “acting bootcamp” that taught them to focus long enough for a take.

・ Poverty-porn versus powerful storytelling—where’s the line, and does this film cross it?

・ Why Salaam Bombay! scored Cannes prizes, an Oscar nom, and a spot on the NY Times “1,000 Best Movies” list.

・ Our favorite morbidly funny behind-the-scenes bits (yes, even this movie has bloopers).

Whether you’re new to Indian cinema or already know every chai stall in Chowpatty, we break down the heartbreak, the hope, and the pint-sized hustlers in a way that’s laid-back, relatable, and occasionally ridiculous—just like the pod.

So grab a cutting chai, hit play, and let’s find out together if Salaam Bombay! still packs the same punch nearly four decades later—or if we’ve just been hustled by a bunch of ten-year-olds.

🎬 Forrest Gump Goes to India?! Breaking Down Laal Singh Chaddha 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving into Laal Singh Chaddha—India’s official remake of Forrest Gump, complete with Aamir Khan, lots of jogging, and an eyebrow-raising amount of emotional restraint.

It’s the same feather-blowing-in-the-wind story you know, but this time with roti, riots, and... Wikipedia during the movie?

Join us as we unpack:

・ Why this mega-budget adaptation bombed at the box office (despite being officially licensed by Paramount).

・ Aamir Khan’s performance vs. Tom Hanks—can anyone else play this role convincingly?

・ How the film's politics land in 2022 India vs. 1994 America (spoiler: not well).

・ The most chaotic theater story from Adam’s life involving Tinder, loud phone screens, and finally snapping at strangers.

Whether you love Forrest Gump, hate remakes, or just want to hear four friends argue about who would make a better Laal, this one’s a rollercoaster.

So run, Laal, run… and hit play to find out if this remake had any chance at all.