Who the fuck is responsible for making hold music?; Let's just give anyone a Star Wars show; Butt Stuff is the world's most inclusive club; Gonna make you sweat

So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive.

Link to the new show:

https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d

A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!

The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.

With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy.

Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.

Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women")

Sickening.

Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.

I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"