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This week on Every Other White Guy:

The boys kick things off with a clean, no-fluff Ranch Water — tequila, Topo Chico, lime… and surprisingly strong opinions. It’s simple. It’s dangerous. It scores a 6.8 and 6.7, which feels aggressively on-brand.

From there, we unpack:

• A chaotic Waste Management weekend (and terrible betting decisions)
• The official Jersey Count results
• Super Bowl heartbreak therapy (including Drake May discourse)
• Why T-Rex arms are suddenly a Patriots problem
• College basketball chaos and undefeated dreams dying
• The most toxic question possible: if you could only keep one app, what would it be?
• Spanish vs Japanese as your “instantly fluent” language choice

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We’re back two weeks in a row — call it consistency, call it a miracle.

This week kicks off with a Drink of the Week that immediately betrays us: a non-alcoholic “coffee draft” that tastes kind of like Guinness… until you notice the floaters and remember it sat in a car for a week. Spirits were hurt. Ratings were low. Trust was broken.

Then Jay takes us into the world of FOIA Ball (Freedom of Information Act sports rabbit holes) and finally delivers the long-awaited answer to the question nobody asked: how much does it cost to rent the giant American flag that covers a football field?

Because it’s Super Bowl week, we bring on a guest (Steve-O) for predictions, confidence levels, and the only important bet: what color will the Gatorade be? From there we pivot into Waste Management Phoenix Open weekend plans, jersey-spotting predictions, and a quick rant on how Fanatics is ruining sports merch.

Producer questions finish us off with:

• Is a hot dog a sandwich (or a taco)?
• The most important golf question of all: biggest pet peeves on the course

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We’re not dead. We promise.

After losing an entire episode to buffering hell and customer service purgatory, Jay and Mac are back with another basement-born installment of Every Other White Guy — louder, slightly caffeinated, and still wildly unqualified.

This week kicks off with Drink of the Week: an espresso martini, launching what may become an ongoing espresso martini journey (for science). Ratings are given on both the espresso martini scale and the every other drink scale, arguments immediately follow, and the producers steal sips mid-segment.

From there, things spiral into:

• The lost episode saga and why technology cannot be trusted
• Disneyland vs. Disney World, including a live call to an actual Disney expert
• The oddly specific TikTok videos that live rent-free in our brains
• Olympic ticket applications, Winter Olympics hype, and why summer vs. winter sports divide friendships
• College basketball chaos, NIL loopholes, and why coming back after the G League feels wrong
• Super Bowl food rankings that somehow turn into chili dog strategy
• A fake sponsor that feels uncomfortably personal
• And finally, outside-the-division NFL hate lists that get way more emotional than intended

As always, there are strong opinions, zero authority, a very active buzzer, and producers desperately trying to keep things moving.

Pour a coffee cocktail, open TikTok, and join the chaos.

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