Invisible vandals vandalize The Reflecting Pool. Are the vandals in the room with us right now? White guys gonna do white guy stuff, like still being mad at Taylor Swift. This time for enjoying herself at a basketball game. Don’t swim upstream from waterfalls. And if your sunglasses fall into a pit toilet, just go buy new sunglasses. The worst president ever is… I’ll give you one guess! Tucker Carlson and MTG bail on the GOP. The US military can’t beat the flu. RIP mail-in ballots? Mexico didn’t pay for the border wall and taxpayers are paying for the ballroom. JD Vance admires Richard Nixon. Because of course he does. Earthquake weather is here. SCOTUS wants Americans to get cancer. And maybe get shot. The Great American State Fair is missing several states. Also, the headliner was an opera singer who sang a song about sex. Oh, and Kash Patel’s girlfriend sang a passable national anthem. A jury can’t decide if the man who started the fire that became the Palisades Fire is responsible for starting the Palisades Fire. Some World Cup fans are homophobes. Stay classy, Mexico. The world’s loudest man is not your upstairs neighbor. Trillionaires come and trillionaires go. Just ask Elon Musk. M\&M’s go MAHA. Killer robots have arrived. Trump holds the affordable housing bill hostage to attempt to steal elections. And so much more.