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Episode 50 - Nothing Gold Can Stay

Episode 50 - Nothing Gold Can Stay

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 Welcome back to Need Not Apply and HAPPY 50th to us! 🎉 🎂The traditional 50-year gift is gold, which feels appropriate because this episode has all the shine of a milestone… and all the chaos of two people who absolutely did not plan ahead. We hit the big 5-0 and you didn’t even get us a card, a cupcake, a gold paperclip ... nothing.To celebrate, we’re diving into Best of Redditor Updates — because if nothing gold can stay, then neither can these workplace disasters, identity crises, poop bandits, and HR nightmares. And for an extra twist, we take turns choosing each other’s Reddit stories like a workplace-themed Choose Your Own Adventure. Honestly? We’re the gift. At this point we’re just hoping AARP sends us something.THIS WEEKS LEGENDS:• Before There Was Karen, There Was Shirley : a retro, pre-Karen-era masterpiece in which a woman weaponizes confusion, entitlement, and pure chaos long before the meme-industrial complex caught up.• The Employee Who Shape-Shifts at Lunch : one minute she’s corporate Barbie, the next she’s giving “mysterious underground DJ” vibes. HR can’t keep up, her manager can’t keep up, honestly physics can’t keep up.• The Poop Bandit of Cubicle Row : someone’s leaving… messages. In smeared form. On walls. And a coworker’s car door. This isn’t malicious compliance — this is malicious biological warfare.• OOP Gets Locked in the Workplace Bathroom After Hours: imagine clocking out mentally, walking into the bathroom, and emerging into a silent building that’s already closed. It’s giving “night at the museum,” but with more panic and fluorescent lighting.SCIENCE, NATURE & OTHER THINGS TRYING TO KILL US• Farts Might Protect Your Brain — in a plot twist no one asked for, scientists say the smell of doom may actually be the smell of neuroprotection. The future of memory care is apparently… gas-powered.• Roman Soldiers Had Emotional Support Monkeys — nothing says “elite military force” like marching into battle with your tiny macaque bestie who probably stole half the camp’s rations.• Australian Firehawks Are Out Here Committing Arson — yes, the birds have learned fire as a tool. Yes, they use it strategically. Yes, Australia should be very concerned.• AI Researchers Invented Dangerous ‘Incantations’ — basically spellbook-level prompts that jailbreak chatbots like they’re summoning forbidden spirits. Hogwarts, but for tech bros.keywords - best of redditor updates, reddit workplace stories, workplace drama podcast, work humor, millennial podcast, malicious compliance, funny work stories, coworker horror stories, unhinged reddit tales, entitled customer story, weird coworker behavior, workplace bathroom nightmare, HR horror story, fart science news, roman soldiers pets, australian firehawks, AI jailbreak research, chaotic storytime podcast, reddit story podcast, comedy storytelling podcast
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