Summary

This week on Going Yard, the guys fully embrace becoming “Philly guys.” Alex recaps running the Broad Street Run through the streets of Philadelphia, complete with packed subway rides, Fireball shots mid-race, Wawa pregame strategy, Rocky energy, and strangers high-fiving across the city. Meanwhile, Jake details his chaotic morning golf round featuring emergency shoe repairs, oatmeal chemistry experiments, and one of the funniest “How’d you golf?” conversations of all time.

The episode also dives into brewery culture somehow turning into daycare culture, accidental adult “friend dating” as married couples in a new town, and a deep nostalgic detour into Blink-182, Duolingo harassment, and old-school diner breakfasts. To close things out, the guys celebrate the Sixers finally beating the Celtics, break down Philly sports chaos, and somehow end on Carrot Top, AI, and The Matrix. A very normal Going Yard episode.

Chapters / Timestamps

• 0:00 – Blink-182 nostalgia & pop-punk rabbit hole
• 3:30 – Broad Street Run medal reveal
• 5:30 – Alex job search limbo & birdwatching updates
• 8:30 – Frisbee golf at Tyler State Park
• 10:45 – Cement workers & sidewalk conspiracies
• 16:00 – Alex becomes emergency property manager
• 22:00 – Breakfast diner debate & coffee/water combo
• 28:00 – Wordle, Connections & Duolingo insanity
• 39:00 – Broad Street Run full recap
• 59:00 – Risqué breakfast jokes & brewery meetup
• 1:00:00 – Jake’s chaotic golf morning
• 1:10:00 – “Dating for friends” as married adults
• 1:17:00 – Why breweries are now daycare centers
• 1:20:00 – Sixers vs Celtics celebration & Philly sports talk
• 1:32:00 – Carrot Top in Vegas & Matrix finale

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